Probably Time to Quit Myspace |
Myspace sucks. The interface is clumsy and slow. It's full of ads, fake people, and all manner of retardation.I've considered cancelling my account before, but today was pretty much the last straw. ...
Posted by Timothy on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST |
I was on the Howard Stern Show - Sort of. |
A few weeks ago, I recorded a Gary Dellabate (Bababooey) parody song on my computer. I took a really embarrassing MIDI version of Hendrix' "Crosstown Traffic" and sang "bababooey" over the little kaz...
Posted by Timothy on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:22:00 PST |
I'm sick of hearing about the following: |
NinjasUnicornsThe phrase "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit." I understand that this is some dialogue from the movie Dodgeball, and that some of you may have found this film funny and also thi...
Posted by Timothy on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST |
Shellac on Martha's Vineyard, 09.03.06 |
On Sunday, September 3rd, I managed to get out of work early enough to speed down to Wood's Hole, catch a shuttle to a ferry to see Shellac play at the tiny, old Katherine Cornell Theater on Martha's ...
Posted by Timothy on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:22:00 PST |
Myracism |
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Myspace would promote something like this. As long as the racist's checks don't bounce, whatever!Look at this ad (try to remember, this is the 21st Century):Look...
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:44:00 PST |
Fuck You, Mark Ecko |
I saw a brief video on YouTube purporting to show Air Force One being tagged with spray paint. Indeed, the clip features a couple of guys creeping in the shadows, climbing and squeezing under fences,...
Posted by Timothy on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:07:00 PST |
The Clever Pigmen |
The air in the large room was thick and stagnant. A dozen porcine figures leaned around a long uneven table, scratching out symbols and words with quills dipped in virgin's blood. Heaped upon the ta...
Posted by Timothy on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:22:00 PST |
CGI |
CGI vs. Traditional AnimationComputer Graphics Imagery (or CGI for you luddites) is now fully entrenched in our culture. Ever since the amazing first shots of those realistic dinosaurs in Jurassic Pa...
Posted by Timothy on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:31:00 PST |
Lonely Lonely Ice Bin |
I was at Dunkin Donuts - you know, the one where all the Brazillians work? Yeah, that one. While waiting, I noticed a low, beige bin in which they keep the heaps of ice for iced coffee. Written on ...
Posted by Timothy on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:46:00 PST |
I was looking for a job and then I found a job... |
I was essentially out of money. I mean, really out of money, as in I checked my bank account online and saw a balance of $7.21. Rent was due soon, as were bills, and I was running out of unwanted CD...
Posted by Timothy on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:08:00 PST |
