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DJ Mike G

Movin with swift celsius

About Me

Michael Joseph is a bi-coastal producer, performer, poet laureat. His newest musical enchantment is entitled "The Party Album" and is slated for a summer 1997 release. This time, Michael Joseph means business. Keep checking this website for upcoming previews!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/23/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/mikegexclusives
Band Members: Your mom and Jayck Deez.
Influences: To be honest with you, the following things have all heavily influenced me: Levon Helm and the boys, Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, MIKE WATT, Hellometro.com, Louisville, Women, Mikey Ackerman, Jimmy Lewis, EPMD, Team Handsome, Bill Murray, Steve Martin, Michael Showalter and the boys, Kool G. Rap, Kool Keith, Kool-Rock-Ski and co., alcohol, tobacco, firearms, horror movies, California, Massachusetts and all the land in between, Nashville, Gram Parsons, Johnny Cash, Beck, mushrooms, my family, weed, my friends, Umass Amherst, Boston, Cape Cod, Stephen King, Jason Voorhees, Homer Simpson, South Park, Diamond D, Krs One, Rakim, AC/DC, early Metallica, Black Sabbath, Ennio Morricone, Thin Lizzy, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Goblin, Steely Dan, food, the weather, the ocean, Mac Dre, E 40, Too Short, Eightball and MJG, Redman, Wu Tang, MF Doom, Audio 2, Public Enemy, Jimi Hendrix, Beastie Boys, Martin Scorcese, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Monistat and the Yeasties, Boston Sports Teams, Mack Bolan: The Executioner, comic books, Artie Lange, Rick Moranis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Seagal, Jean Claude Van Damme, Motorhead, Bruce McHenry, Townes Van Zandt, Michael McDonald, Hall and Oates, I.M.P., Gigolo Tony, Willie Dee, Geto Boys, Bushwick Bill, Hulk Hogan, RB Stone, Bobby Falk, Paul Sizemore, Dan Cashman, Jon Keane, Jason Koning, NewJack, Devo, Miz, all my ex-girlfriends, Seth Rolbein, Jayck Deez, the Czar, Steve Gould, Iron Maiden, war veterans, hunters, fishermen, adult films, Show and AG, Ice T, Ice Cube, Iced Earth, iced coffee, iced espresso, JJ Cale, Juvenile, Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers, Keak the Sneak, KMD, Lord Finesse, Master P and the No Limit Soldiers, Randy Newman, Rappin 4 Tay, gettin some action, not gettin some action, Roger Alan Wade, Sean Price, Sharkula, The Frogs, The Shaggs, Schoolly Dee, Thirstin Howl the 3rd, Project Pat, G Red, Three Six Mafia, B Nasty, Westfield State College, Sparks, Cisco and similar fortified wines, malt liquor, whiskey, bad movies, lonesome days, fun times with friends, and generally stuff like that. I think I've influenced more people than have influenced me, whether they know it or not. I get my Free MySpace Layouts at HipHopLayouts.net
Sounds Like: Crunchy Black.
Record Label: Country Club Recordings
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Why I drank WAYYY Too Much Whiskey in Kentucky

This packy (Old Town Liquors) was about 200 yards from my house in Louisville. And that's not even the whole of it. That last picture is like 75% of the whiskey wall. There was a place about 15 min...
Posted by DJ Mike G on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:23:00 PST

Top Albums 2007

Here's a late roundup. UGK brought the crown to Texas this year. RIP PIMP C! Sean P killed it with two amazing back to back albums. Him and Ghostface are holding down the NYC classic hip hop sound...
Posted by DJ Mike G on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:19:00 PST

Amazingly Retarded Trend: Crank Dat Remakes

So, I just downloaded a mix cd made up of all remixes to Soulja Boy's hit "Crank Dat". The original is retarded, etc., but the real hilarity comes in the re-makes. This video for "Folger Boy" is pre...
Posted by DJ Mike G on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:38:00 PST

America 2

Okay, I think we can all agree that the high level political game in this country has gotten completely out of hand and frighteningly grim. Can you proudly say you are a Democrat, or god forbid, a Re...
Posted by DJ Mike G on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:04:00 PST

Beard Trauma

So, I have a large beard, and I look gnarly these days. I went to a bar last night in Hyannis, (Lame, I know), and these ditsy girls were talking to my friends. One of them walked off and another of...
Posted by DJ Mike G on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:52:00 PST

Wainy Days

I had no idea this was still going on!  16 Episodes deep and still hilarious.  ...
Posted by DJ Mike G on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 08:17:00 PST

My PreNup

Recently engaged, I have decided to write up a tentative version of my pre-nuptual agreement.  Here's what I sent to my lawyer.  (To protect my fiance's identity, I replaced her name with "M...
Posted by DJ Mike G on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:02:00 PST

They Know Me

Apparently the Madison Avenue Ad VVizards know me too well. These are the helpful links they hooked me up with!:Got A Beer Belly?Her Advise, "Get Rid Of It!" Proven Remedy to Kick-Start Weightloss.Mi...
Posted by DJ Mike G on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:51:00 PST

My Biggest Poop

So, I woke up one day, really hungover and starving.  I had drank an ungodly amount of Marie Brizard the night before and my belly was rumblin.  I went to Johnny D's in Somerville and had an...
Posted by DJ Mike G on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:59:00 PST

Myspace is ruining a generation and more

Alright. So, since moving back to Cape Cod and getting back to nature and working hard in the light of day and not having internet, some things have occurred to me.  Such as, Myspace fucking blow...
Posted by DJ Mike G on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:05:00 PST