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About Me

IN LOVING MEMORY SEPTEMBER 13, 2005-JUNE 23, 2006My name is Jasper Finneaus Stanley Osborne Trombley Colwell Hurley. My friends call me "The Jaspenator". I was born in Quinwood, WV September 13th 2005. I loved to hump body parts of humans, stuffed pillows, and my cousin named Peaches. I am from West Virginia after all :P. I get freaked out by soda pop, peas, bicycles, popcorn, home-made Christmas cookies, and many more things. These things scare the hell out of me. My Daddy drives for Maverick and pretends that he doesn't like me very much but I know that he secretly loves me. My uncle/daddy Stacy has trained me very well although I still sometimes forget and get in trouble. My Mommy and her hot friend Heather say that I am a lot like the dog on the Gilmore Girls named Paul Anka because that dog gets freaked out by lots of things too. I would like to give a woof-out to my aunt Angie, my aunt Heather, my aunt Valerie, my uncle/daddy Stacy (remember I am from West Virginia) and all my homies on the West end of Greenbrier County. WEST SIIDE!!! Beagles Rule!!!!

My Interests

Riding in cars (shotgun at all times), going to Petco (that place rocks!), going to Daddy Carbets, and drive thru bank tellers (they give bones!!!). Of course, I can't leave out humping my cousin Peaches, it would be a lot easier if she were shorter or maybe I could get a step ladder...hmmm

I'd like to meet:

Paul Anka off of Gilmore Girls, Eddie off of Frasier, Murray off of Mad About You, Wishbone, and I think all of the Air Bud movies are extremely stupid!!

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Music:

I love Snoop Dogg, he is the shizzle. Also, Bow Wow. I don't usually like country, however, I would love to get ahold of that Redneck woman Gretchen Wilsons arm for a few minutes, well seconds :)

Movies:

I don't really pay attention to movies, my squeaky toy is much more interesting.
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Television:

The Gilmore Girls, Frasier, Mad About You, and by the way, where are all the bitches on TV anyway???? Also, the Dog Whisperer causes a lot of problems for me, it gives my Mommy too many ideas.

Books:

can't read but do enjoy an occasional copy of Dog Fancy especially the swimsuit edition.

Heroes:

Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Shiloh (Beagles Rule) and Jesus

My Blog

another funny memory of our favorite Beagle

Jasper was just getting out of the puppy stage. He was just figuring out how to pee with one leg up. The first few attempts were not successfull. He fell over at least once. He was very proud when he ...
Posted by In Loving Memory of Jasper on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:45:00 PST

Thank you God

This should be written as a blog, but I wanted this to get to everyone, and i know just sometimes we don't always check blogs out. Love is a wonderful thing. We all have love in our hearts. ...
Posted by In Loving Memory of Jasper on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:27:00 PST

neurotic poochie

Jasper was one neurotic dog. We mention on this page a couple of times that certain things "freak" Jasper out: Christmas cookies, peas, soda, a metal bucket was the latest thing added to the list. Whe...
Posted by In Loving Memory of Jasper on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:03:00 PST

In Loving Memory

Jasper Finneus Stanley Colwell Trombley Osborne Hurley age 9 months 10 days passed away today at 4:41p.m. His Mom, Lori was there with him holding him. Jasper did not suffer. He was conscious unt...
Posted by In Loving Memory of Jasper on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST

Stupid fucking vet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jasper is incredibly sick. We have no idea what is wrong with him. Some people have suggested parvo but he doesn't have all the symptoms. Lori started out at about nine this morning looking for vets. ...
Posted by In Loving Memory of Jasper on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:16:00 PST

Death in the Family

April 18th 2006 My beloved brother Eddy, who taught me to hump arms, was visciously shot and killed. He was gunned down by a redneck who thought going "dog" shooting is a fun way to ...
Posted by In Loving Memory of Jasper on Fri, 05 May 2006 05:46:00 PST

SHOES!!!

Has anyone else out there discovered the wonder of shoes?? They are the best!! I do not chew on them, I love to stick my nose in them and go to sleep. Shoes have the most wonderful smell. I especially...
Posted by In Loving Memory of Jasper on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:42:00 PST

Sex

As a six month old man in the making, I've heard the word sex used many times. I even walked in on Mommy and Daddy this past weekend. I won't recount the horrors I saw, but I will say they got t...
Posted by In Loving Memory of Jasper on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:24:00 PST

Bark Out to all my new Homies. Let's hear it for urban redneck Poochies

Hi Everyone, Wow I sure am enjoying all my new friends. Thank you all I want to give all of you a Bark Out. I'm online everyday so feel free to holla at me. You also may add my Mommy...
Posted by In Loving Memory of Jasper on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:35:00 PST

wrongfully accused dogs

As a Beagle who is virtually new to the World I am seeing I get blamed for all kinds of crap. I catch hell for Destiny spilling food in the floor to my daddy dropping a whole pie in the floor an...
Posted by In Loving Memory of Jasper on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:23:00 PST