My name is Peyton Oliver. I was adopted by my mommy when I was just a wee little puppy from a beagle breeder. I was a pain in the ass from day one. I never listen, I pee and poo in the house, I am hyper and bark a lot, and I cannot do a single trick. What gets me by in life are my looks. I am fully aware that I am cute as hell and I use that to my advantage. I get a lot of attention from stupid humans and little do they know that I am a holy terror. Although my behavior has improved as I've grown up, I still have a one track mind and would sell my family down the river for people food. In my free time, I like to bark at dogs 4 times my size, destroy all of my toys, and chase the two felines who live in my house.
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