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Warlock

GORILLAS! ESCAPING!

About Me

THE DREAM: "They don’t read comic books, they read WARLOCK MAGAZINE! Or at least the publishers think they do. Either way the result is the same. For all the disgust you’ll hear about WARLOCK and its shoddy practices when you talk to publishers and marketing folks—and I have yet to hear a single good word from anybody about this thing that ought to come on a roll—for all of that, the publishers kow-tow. Even though this tree killer here regularly cheapens and poisons our field. Aesthetically and ethically, they grovel."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robt. Van Liefeld, Mona Lisa Ludatits, Sufferin' Sappho

Books:

Rocketo, She-Hulk, Gotham Central, Black Hole, Daredevil, Batman Year 100, Showcase Presents, DC's Greatest Imaginary Stories

Heroes:

Richard Meltzer, Dan Slott, Jonathan Ames, Daniel Handler, Alexandre Dumas (pere)(duh), Jack Kirby, Werner Roth, Frank Espinosa, Bob Haney, Mark Waid, the Whiskey Robber, Nina Simone, and, of course, the Hulk.

My Blog

OMG NEW LOIS LANE BOOK COMING SOON!!!

Lois Lane's Guide to Life!!!Warlock Mag loves Lois Lane!...
Posted by Warlock on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:52:00 PST

OMG IT'S THE ALL-NEW WARLOCK MAG BABIES!!!

WARLOCK MAG is totally updated, and refreshed, like morning dew on the lips of your love, if your lover had passed out on the lawn. WARLOCK MAG now boasts PROLIFERATION ENCOURAGED, WARLOCK MAG IN THE ...
Posted by Warlock on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST

HEY DOODZ, WRITE FOR WARLOCK!

Warlock Mag needs YOU to gimme gimme the comics reviews/interviews/bad ideas-a-go-go-go! DON'T BE SHY! Warlock Mag LOVES YOU.NEW WRITERS ENTERED IN A DRAW TO WIN GENUINE VARTOX ORIGINAL ARTWORKEmail W...
Posted by Warlock on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:56:00 PST

The Whiskey Robber is in!

For many years now, people have asked Warlock Magazine Magazine who our favourite Hungarian folk hero is. WHY, Attila Ambrus, of course, the World Famous Whiskey Robber, subject of the most fabulous b...
Posted by Warlock on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:36:00 PST

Warlock Update!

Warlock!We've got this week's HOT SIX list up!Coming up this week...Michael Atherton reports from the supersecret set of the supersecret summer's supersecretest movie...poorly transcribed interviews w...
Posted by Warlock on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:28:00 PST

Warlock Weekly HOT SIX is up

Warlock's Hot Six Picks for the week are up HERE.Don't forget to feed us comments, since that's the only thing Warlock Staff has to eat this week (spend food money on Lois Lane action figures)....
Posted by Warlock on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:15:00 PST

OMG MASSIVE WARLOCKMAG.COM UPDATE

You want updates? We got 'em right HERE!
Posted by Warlock on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:58:00 PST

WARLOCK MAGAZINE MAGAZINE IS FOR THE REALZ

WARLOCK MAGAZINE MAGAZINE is on the Internet! THE INFORMATION SUPERFREEWAY OF LOVE! IT'S A GLOBAL COMICS VILLAGE AND WE'RE THE TOWN CRIER (and also the town cryer!)!...
Posted by Warlock on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:45:00 PST

Go back to your day job!

Warlock presents a list of Top Comics writers and artists who should go elsewhere, and where they should go.1. Rags Morales (Identity something) - Not fit to wipe up even my messes, "Rags"!2. Brad Mel...
Posted by Warlock on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:39:00 PST

Warlock Magazine Magazine's 13th Annual List of Best Comics Websites

Warlock Magazine Magazine's 15 Favourite Comics Websites We all know which websites Warlock Magazine Magazine loathes, but why be negative ALL the time? Here's 15 websites we're proud to share the pla...
Posted by Warlock on Sun, 21 May 2006 06:00:00 PST