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Tanya Turner

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About Me

!!!!! TANYA TURNER IS FICIONAL, PEOPLE WITH A SENCE OF HUMOR ARE WELCOME if you havent dont add me !!!! Thanks Darlin's
Was married to Earls Park captain and complete bastard, Jason Turner, until fellow footballers’ wife, Chardonnay Lane-Pascoe, pushed him off a hotel roof. Then married to Earls Park chairman, Frank Laslett, who died of a viagra induced heart-attack. Currently pregnant although the baby’s fatherhood is in question – it could have been fathered by Frank or by current Earls Park captain, Conrad Gates. More than anything else, I'm is a survivor; a strong woman who knows what I want and will do anything to get it. Although I'm fiercely loyal to the few people who have managed to win my friendship, cross me and I becomes the sort of enemy that nightmares are made of – a predator who can pick out someone’s weakness at 100 yards and im cold, calculating and remorseless in my revenge. I'm also intelligent and resourceful enough to manipulate a harmful situation to my advantage.

My Interests



I never really thought my life was crap until just recently. Heres my story: my husband gave me his credit card this morning and told me not to go over 9000 which really sucked because the usual is like 9500. When that happened, I was like Oh my God,you bastard, you have got to be kidding me.Get this: he wasnt!!After that, I was like Fine, be that way, Darlin!!, and I left the house and slammed the door. I immediately got into my stylish 2006 Sports Utility Vehicle and drove off really fast. I hope I ruined my new tires. Ahh, I was so aggravated that I ripped off the Gucci bracelet I got for my birthday and threw it off the London Bridge. Ha, Husband, a couple thou down the drain! I bet you wish you would have let me have my way with the stupid credit card! So, I got to the Shops and I had to park, like, towards the back of the car park, which absolutely SUCKED. I walked in and I realized that it was already 5 oclock. Then, I knew what hell is like. If I dont get home before 7, Im going to miss Emmerdale!!!How Shit Can my Life get!!???Tanya xxx

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Music:

anything bitch and camp, i dont care!

FOOTBALLERS WIVES Thursday: 9PM ITV1

Movies:

PORN

My Blog

My Riding Weekend!!!

This weekend I was having a sad time by myself in my apartment (notice the word 'men' is in the word 'apartment,' and I wonder why I never have any men in mine!), but I was told by my good friend Jod...
Posted by Tanya Turner on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:32:00 PST

My Life Sucks!

I never really thought my life was crap until just recently. Heres my story: my husband gave me his credit card this morning and told me not to go over 9000 which really sucked because the usual is l...
Posted by Tanya Turner on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:44:00 PST