Di

Hi, I'm Di.I am Sky Sports News' number one female presenter. That slag Georgie Thompson reckons shes number one but shes nothing but a little hoe bag who has slept her way to the top!!! Also, Matt Lorenzo says i'm the number one and he's the daddy, he's been doing it for years ya know. He's probably the only one who thinks i'm where I am on merit, the rest of them wankers think its just because I used to go out with this famous rugby player - Jonny Wilkinson. Well i should say former famous rugby player, and i got well shot of him when i saw his career was going nowhere - the fucker is still living off some drop kick he did back in the day. Anyway, everyone knows that Matt Dawson was the real hero for passing the ball to Jonny.In all honesty, that loveable rogue Daws is the real reason me and Jonny broke up. Jonny just couldn't handle the fact that i used to call him Matt in bed. He turned insanely jealous and started questioning his own ability. After constant put downs from me he realised that I was right, and acknowledged the fact that Daws was the true hero of the World Cup. Since this revelation Jonny has been faking injury as he has no confidence left!!!