Wanna be a -- baller, shot caller ...
Twenty inch blades -- on the Impala...
A caller gettin laid tonight...
Swisher rolled tight, gotta spray my ice...
I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY.....
But there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY!............................
A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd like to meet:
Billy Madison,the makers of www.techquad.com-the dopest team of computer geeks out there, and these guys
Music:
whitney houston. it's not right, but it OK.
Television:
Laguna Beach and
Books:
The Puppy Who Lost His Way by Chrissy Taylor......................................
"Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think "You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!"..........................for further book lists, please see my netflix
Heroes:
we always get silly
and some get willy
in the back of cars
or in the middle of bars
we dress real nice
we all got spice
we're all so funny
damn we're money
who wouldn't want to bed us
or at least just head us
on a whole we're dope
lauren likes to watch soaps
she's the beauty queen
lisa likes to be obscene
like to dish about smutt
the proud owner of a butt
that sometimes gets loco
and off to the bano she go-go
but she's more than ass
we all high class
but can put down a 40
yeah jenn's real sporty
she's the soccor lady
but not obsessed with tom brady
that's little Lu-Lu
always rockin' new J Crew
jenn's the resident comic
lauren's internal farts are atomic
and then we have kate
god damn she's great
used to be a toker
now just a smoker
a philanthopist, a lawyer
got more plans than tom sawyer
nora the animal savior
she always brings tha flava
our little betty crocker
give it up for N rocker
now here's comes the bride
that jude wants to ride
Little Debbie like the snack
nice hair, tight rack*
now i'm not being fresh
but please don't play john tesh
at your wedding, for i may giggle
and lisa's but won't wanna wiggle
and now for amy the teacher
not the daughter of a preacher
but makes a mean salad o' pasta
and always brings mucho laughta
got herself a nice man
who beats the hell out of stan
clearly we rule
mad tight since high school
i think we're the best
but this diddy's got to rest
