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pippilotta delicatessa

hangin' and jivin'

About Me



My Interests


maurice sendak, anything beat generation, japanese cats, too-big earrings, kona coffee, intoxicated choreography, potato painting, fraggles, unapologetic geeks, eating shellfish, my Korg DW-8000, salt & vinegar chips, astrology/sexology, progressive jazz, saucony kicks, spider plants, telling people to talk to my lawyer, and these two pickles:

I'd like to meet:



Music:

jazz me up, scotty: charlie parker, pucho and his latin soul brothers, cannonball adderly, red garland, pepper adams, errol garner, billy taylor, addison groove project, afro-cuban all-stars, marlena shaw, toshiko akiyoshi, ahmad jamal, weather report, spyro gyra, yellowjackets, chet baker, isabelle antena, hiroshima, milt jackson, chick corea, oscar peterson, freddie hubbard, booker irvin, louis, art tatum, bob james, sonny rollins, ornette coleman, monk, vince guarldi, dexter gordon, julie london, jeff coffin, the crusaders, lonnie liston smith, dave brubeck, pat methany, pharoah sanders, ronnie laws, mccoy tyner, art blakey, count basie, wayne shorter, miles, bela fleck and the flecktones, monty alexander, fats navarro, stan getz, coleman hawkins, benny goodman, soulive, duke, lester young, mingus, teddy wilson, vinyl, wynton and branford marsalis, medeski, martin and wood, coltrane, dizzy, herbie, bobby mcferrin ['circle songs' -- incredible]; all the ladies in the house: ella, dinah, ms. carter, billie, astrud, madeleine peyroux, nina, cassandra wilson, bebel, dee dee bridgewater, ms. vaughn

i sweat horn sections, steel guitars, and the rhodes piano. and maybe you, if you play any of them.



o yeah, i have an undying love for michael jackson . if you're not capable of separating his highly publicized eccentricity from a comprehensive career marked by revolution and innovation, then you're an ignoramus.

et al: unabashed 80s pseudo fag/drag metal.. white boy hammond b3-accompanied falsetto..old-school hip-hop synchronized deliveries with jazz sensibilities..the piano break in the black crowes 'thorn in my pride'.. raw voices of wassoulou..ambient nuances of avant rock/electronica..stevie wonder [and stevie wonder inspired] resonance..some punk, lots of funk, rock steady..roots reggae, mon..the melancholy of morrissey..over-the-top operatic rock..vintage velvet back-up vocals of old soul heartbreak..progressive rock [yes, neil peart]..female sex-laden lyricism that feeds an appetite for seduction..'1984'-style melodramatic synth..theatrical industrial..kettle drums.. maybe something you're making in your basement on your pink casio.

radio - 88.9 WERS [rockers, 88.9 @ night, jazz oasis], Sirius tir-tee-two, 101.7 FNX (new england product) and on demand with D-Tiddy -- doh!]

Movies:

200 cigarettes, high fidelity, dazed and confused, almost famous, big, any john hughes production of the 80s, coming to america, ken burns jazz series, stage door, say anything.

Television:

anything with skilled physical comedy, biting sarcasm, or being broke as fuck as the central theme.

Books:

"i made a list of the men i'd slept with to try and shock myself. i couldn't."
jones, hettie (1990), how i became hettie jones, e.p. dutton, new york

My book catalog @ library thing

Heroes:

lloyd dobler. the rain on his car is a baptism, the new him... and his assault on the world begins now.

My Blog

fan mail, part II

hi,   i think u r not real because u r more beautiful than reality. u could be an angel :) right ?   mesut, malden     dear mesut,   wow, that's some compliment. i can a...
Posted by pippilotta delicatessa on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

pippi gets proactiv... the first 48

i used to always have great skin. some time around 24, i started getting not-so-great skin. it started with the occasional break-out that was easily managed, and progressed to the constant break out o...
Posted by pippilotta delicatessa on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:48:00 PST

crazy swede meets mad russian

for years i've listened to people yap about brookline's eccentric russian; a man who claims that he can end one's desire to smoke using  some kind of 'bio-energy' practice. pr...
Posted by pippilotta delicatessa on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:17:00 PST

catching up on my fan mail

hey peaches,   you're so cool. what are your favorite websites?   adam, bedford, NH.   dear adam,   thank you, i am cool. and don't forget hot, too. when i'm not balancing my parad...
Posted by pippilotta delicatessa on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:30:00 PST

mama mia, that's-a one-a spicy native american

dear TV land, i love when italians play native americans on great shows like 'bonanza' and 'little house on the prairie.' it's so convincing, and it doesn't look stupid at all. really, it do...
Posted by pippilotta delicatessa on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST

yeah, i'm not REALLY a swinger. jackass.

take a good look at my profile, and it will become glaringly apparent that i define my relationship status as 'swinger' for comedic purposes only. clearly, i'm kidding. yet, in recent days since chang...
Posted by pippilotta delicatessa on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:50:00 PST

rage against the retardation

most of you know that my obsession with rage against the machine in high school led to the physical destruction of my left ankle when i got 'evil empire' tattooed on it in '96 by a really reputable g...
Posted by pippilotta delicatessa on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:33:00 PST

my mullet brings all the boys to the yard

tip of the day don't cut your own bangs. you may inadvertantly give yourself a mullet. i hope that miller light is in a can. i'm going to go beat my wife now. peace.  ...
Posted by pippilotta delicatessa on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:17:00 PST

'merry christmas' from the lords of the gays

so my parents live 3 doors down from this yuppy-ass family with three kids who [think they] do everything perfectly. unfortunately, come christmas time, they want everyone on the block to know it. eve...
Posted by pippilotta delicatessa on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:51:00 PST

you'd rather see me in a pen, then me and lorenzo rollin' in a benzo

for months i've known that i've had a slew of parking tickets in cambridge that i need to take care of in order to, a) get my registration renewed and b) get an inspection sticker. in my usual le...
Posted by pippilotta delicatessa on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 11:52:00 PST