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Adam

No joke too cheap, no laugh too thin

About Me

OK, seriously...

I'm Adam Jahnke. I'm a writer. As you can probably surmise from the beautifully crafted sentences that preceded this one. Wow, quite the fuckin' poet, ain't I?

So anyway, I write two columns about movies and DVDs and such-like for a website called The Digital Bits . Make with the clickety-click and you can read all about it.

I've also written a couple books with Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma Entertainment and creator of the Toxic Avenger. You can order them at places like Amazon.com. They're called Make Your Own Damn Movie! and The Toxic Avenger: The Novel .

I also write movies, TV, stage plays, and dull profiles about myself and spend not nearly enough time trying to get these things made so that folks like you can actually see them instead of just reading my dubious claims about them. I'm trying to change that. Honest.

See for yourself at The Internet Movie Database . Thanks for stoppin' by, pardner. See ya further on down the road.

My Interests

Movies, comics, DVDs, cigars and monkeys.

I'd like to meet:

A talking pie

Music:

Includes but is by no means limited to: Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, Bruce Springsteen, Shane MacGowan, Jonathan Richman, Warren Zevon, Bernard Herrmann, Ennio Morricone, Zbigniew Preisner, Tom Waits, Red Shadow (The Economics Rock & Roll Band), Carl Stalling and any and all versions of Henry Mancini's "Peter Gunn" theme.

Movies:

Visit the all-new Jahnke's Electric Theatre at adamjahnke.com to find out exactly what I think about what I've seen lately, including these, the best of the best for September:

In general, I like movies from the following directors, except when I don't:
Woody Allen, Robert Altman, Paul Thomas Anderson, Ingmar Bergman, Budd Boetticher, Albert Brooks, Luis Bunuel, Tim Burton, Frank Capra, John Carpenter, Joel and Ethan Coen, Roger Corman, David Cronenberg, Joe Dante, Alex de la Iglesia, Kirby Dick, Clint Eastwood, Milos Forman, Sam Fuller, Terry Gilliam, Christopher Guest, Howard Hawks, Frank Henenlotter, Alfred Hitchcock, Peter Jackson, Jim Jarmusch, Lloyd Kaufman, Buster Keaton, Krzysztof Kieslowski, Akira Kurosawa, Fritz Lang, Mike Leigh, Sergio Leone, David Lynch, the Maysles brothers, Takashi Miike, Michael Moore, Alexander Payne, Sam Peckinpah, Roman Polanski, Michael Powell, Sam Raimi, Nicholas Ray, George A. Romero, John Sayles, Martin Scorsese, Don Siegel, Steven Soderbergh, Preston Sturges, Tom Tykwer, Lars von Trier, John Waters, Orson Welles, James Whale, Billy Wilder, Terry Zwigoff and Edward D. Wood, Jr.

Television:

I don't watch much TV these days. That sounds really snobby and pretentious but it's really just because I don't get free cable anymore.

Anyway, here are some shows I've become obsessed with in the past and likely will again in the future:

The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Rome, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, 24, Lost, Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, South Park, The Shield, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Arrested Development, Fawlty Towers, the first two seasons of Millennium, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Office (both versions), The Prisoner, Rocky & Bullwinkle, The Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks, The X-Files, and probably many others. I'm really quite stupid.

Books:

Lots. Some writers I particularly like are Joe Lansdale, James Ellroy, Lewis Carroll, Alan Moore, Stephen Hunter, Jim Thompson, Hunter S. Thompson and Vladimir Nabokov.

Heroes:

My mom. That's it. Most everybody else has disappointed me in some way. Even Batman.

My Blog

The Hell Plaza Oktoberfest!

Click yourself on over to The Digital Bits and check out the most ambitious and possibly idiotic reviewing project I've ever undertaken: Hell Plaza Oktoberfest!  Every day this month (well, every...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:54:00 PST

Meanwhile, Back At The Peep Show....

Oh, hello.So it's August, eh?  Whoopee.  Seems like I've been busier than ever the past few weeks, although most of that work is the usual shuck 'n' jive of trying to get things going that a...
Posted by Adam on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:14:00 PST

A New Blog For Those Who Read Such Things

Um, hi.Clearly I have no fucking idea what to do with this whole MySpace thing.  Just the fact that I felt guilty about not doing anything with it suggests I have some very complex and deep psych...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:33:00 PST

Toxie Gets Nominated!

Here's the news.  Meet you on the other side of it. The International Association of Media Tie-In Writers is pleased to announce the nominees for the first annual Scribe Awards, honoring excelle...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST

Jahnke's Electric Theatre Vol. 2!

At long last, Jahnke's Electric Theatre has been resurrected and it's even spiffier than ever.  Head over to www.adamjahnke.com (yes, I've been dot-commed...and I think we all know how painful th...
Posted by Adam on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST

Happy New Year To You...In Jail! Resolutions for '07

I've never been a big resolutions guy.  Part of the reason, I suppose, is that I've always treated them more like birthday wishes.  Like, I resolve to have a million dollars.  This year...
Posted by Adam on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:56:00 PST

Hey, Kids! Comics!

As is fairly well-known by those who care to pay attention to such things, I've been a comic book reader (as opposed to strictly a collector) since...oh, about 20 minutes after I figured out how to re...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:01:00 PST

The Death Of An Old Man Is Not A Tragedy

Despite my self-imposed hiatus from movie/DVD reviewing, we've posted my tribute to the late, great Robert Altman at the Digital Bits.  Click here and load up your Netflix queue with some of Altm...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Where In The World Is Adam Jahnke?

I have landed in Bozeman, Montana, the town I spent my teenage years in, to complete work on a couple of projects I've had percolating in my tiny pea-brain for a while.  Bozeman has changed consi...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:56:00 PST

On The Road Again

I'm writing this from bee-yoo-tee-full Seattle, Washington, home of countless Starbucks and the Science Fiction Museum.  I'm on walkabout for a few months, doing some research on one of the proje...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:11:00 PST