When sending me a message or a comment...
You will not receive a reply if:
Your default picture is of anyone/thing other than yourself. If I wanted to talk to Paris Hilton or anyone from My Chemical Romance, I'd find them myself.
Your Myspace name ends with "at the Disco" or contains an expletive.
You type LikE tHiS aNd ThE OnLy tHiNgS in your general interests are cuddling, boys, and Fall Out Boy. Guys, you too.
You can't use English. If you write things like, "hey lolz I like ur hair I was wondering if u could whore me well hit me up l8ter k peace," or "damn gurl u fine holla at me." No you illiterate moron, I will not HOLLA at you!
You call me hot, sexy, ask for more pictures, and/or ask if we can talk on the phone or meet somewhere. Stop being a creep.
You FEEL THE NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. Your keyboard has a Caps Lock button for a reason; use it.
You are a self-proclaimed model. Just because you and your friends like to take pictures of yourselves on a weekly basis in your living room, backyard, bathroom, and garage.. does not mean you are a model.
You assume that by my posting this, it means I think I'm better than everyone else simply because they can't use real words. I happen to be a fan of WORDS so if you can't USE them... don't... not on me.
I will, however, be likely to reply to you if:
You can spell.
You appear to have actually READ my profile.
You can start/maintain a decent conversation.
You are attractive (No games here; why bother?).
We share musical interests.
You live in my area and seem interesting.
*Oh - and to save us BOTH some time and annoyance: I'm doing just fine, thanks. Nothing is "up", and what I have been up to is most likely either working or playing.
If something I think you should be aware of does come "up", or there is something so amazingly, incredibly exciting in my life I simply cannot bear not sharing it with total strangers, I'll be sure to post a bulletin.
Finally, there's no need to thank me for the add... especially with a ginormous, sparkly graphic (!!!). I approve most all add requests, so no thanks are necessary.
