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Mr. Mark C. Shaw is probably in the tub.

the party ain't easy '07

About Me

THE SMELL OF BURNING WIRES EVERY ASTRONAUT FEARS.

My Interests

f-4 phantoms, gravel roads, blocks of lumber, winking, debt, drink tickets, not paying my bills on time, hate, sleep, laughing, dodging bullets only to land on hand grenades, summer of 98, summer of 01, hounds, TEA!, interupting stories with trivia questions, self preservation through destruction, any and all baseball, ugly, i guess i like drums too. thor M.D., springpoles, coffee, documentaries about bummers, the destruction of ipods, jenna fischer, grilled cheese, slingshots, complaining about the price of cigarettes, light, extension cord, pretending to speak spanish, breathable matter, and lastly...huh?

I'd like to meet:

ed rooney

Music:

music turns me into a really happy, and intolerable person. it makes me totally suck to be around, i'm sure. i've made, and kept more friends because of music than i could have ever imagined, and i've made twice as many enemies. i love it all, and i hate all the people who love it. (myself included)

Movies:

all the bad ones.

Television:

i watch what Tivo tells me to watch. until it tells me to watch "24" or "shrek" cause then i tell it to go fuck itself. and then i feel really bold, and hip. telling TiVO to go fuck itself. so bold, so smug, so whatever. i'm so fucking cool. except i always apologize to Tivo, and i tell it that if it REALLY wants to record 24 or Dr. doolittle 16, it can. just, ya know, do it on it's own time. not during mr. show.

Books:

chuck palahniuk. anthony bourdain. aaron cometbus. nick hornby. thomas naguchi. abby hoffman. rich mackin. jonathan g. pool. will shortz (for the brain puzzles.)

Heroes:

i never thought about it. other than the Black panther party, and some other various organizations: food not bombs, books to prisoners, TMN, pools not punk, tattoo abolishment league, justice for domesticated snapping turtles (JFDST), XVD members past and present, frances at baylor hospital ER, billy wilson, the mnfctrs of the lacie heart pocket p, samuel colt, harlen sanders, everyone at the E.W.L. house in wonder lake illinois, mike pack, alex angus, jeff brawer, jeremy holden, maeby, 4 letter sara, michael gabbard jr., terry johnson, jessika brune, shawn watkins, jimmy the truth, justin 'oil man' winkle, party?marty, adam pfahler, oakland p. bloodworth, jared potboiler, andrew a.d.i.d.a.s. (as in: Andrew's Dick Is Dirty And Small), mike d (as in Dumps), billy joel, nitzam perwani, frank garcia, tim barry, leer baker, carroll o'conner, tom foote and everyone that puts up with a radio station in their home, bradley affleck, nico mcbain, anfernie montoya (blackest texican ever), jared mackinnon, nicolas kubica, alex jones, the ill fated dr. deidra blackmon, charlie ray smith, tonto crawford, meg griffin, and also brookes headley.