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3/26/2009- You know I'm bad.
1/23/2009- The Tie-In that Binds.
10/7/2008- Terrible PUNditry: Poetically Correct.
10/2/2008- My bicycle and Dave, the friendly, if not grossly misinformed, homeless man.
9/30/2008- On Sending Job Inquiries Via Email, Misspelling 'ASAP,' Pressing Send Before Completion, & Mouse Touchpads are Sensitive Pieces of Shit.
9/27/2008- I was looking for a job, and then I (didn't) found (find) a job.
5/10/2007- Your eyes. Chapter One.
5/08/2007- NOW you see what happens when nothing happens.
9/15/2006- Mushpit.
9/11/2006- "Or to see if you're about to get mugged. Either one. Probably both."
8/10/2006- New York Retrospective: A Brief Pictorial.
7/31/2006- Minor Interruption.
7/30/2006- "Call it New York Karma if you like."
7/17/2006- "I took the opportunity to marvel at the cleanliness of the restroom and piss all over the floor."
7/14/2006- "Not that I'm complaining- I just found it odd in a city that lost two huge buildings not three years ago."
7/13/2006- "A moment later, she looks at me strangely and says, 'It's for you.'"
7/12/2006- "I made a phone call to the front desk to inquire about the phone."
7/11/2006- "In fact, I think we may have driven into the brownstone district."
7/10/2006- "I wish I could've hung around truck stops when Nixon was in office."
7/8/2006- "As middle class, young, white liberals, we naturally felt guilty."
6/30/2006- Friends and compatriots!
6/20/2006- This is the business, and y'all ain't gettin' nothin' for free.
6/6/06- HP stands for Helpful Percy.
5/26/2006- President Bush Adopts Ebonics During News Conference With Prime Minister Blair in Attempt to Seem "Cool" in Front of "Out of Towners."
5/22/2006- San Francischronicles, Chapter 8 .
5/21/2006- A fitting end.
5/21/2006- San Francischronicles, Chapter 9.
5/20/2006- Why I shouldn't be allowed to do anything, ever.
5/20/2006- San Francischronicles, Chapter 8.
5/18/2006- San Francischronicles, Chapter 7.
5/17/2006- Bad Punicles, Chapter 6.
5/17/2006- San Francischronicles, Chapter 5.
5/17/2006- San Francischronicles, Chapter 4.
5/16/2006- San Francischronicles, Chapter 3.
5/16/2006- San Francischronicles, Chapter 2.
5/15/2006- San Francischronicles, Chapter 1.
5/14/2006- I'm going away.
5/12/2006- Brickfight.
5/01/2006- The Infinite Wisdom of Do-Gooders.
4/28/2006- The true Spirit of Truth.
4/21/2006- My electronic life in a nutshell. A really depressing nutshell.
4/20/2006- Bird with a Broken Wing: The Musical.
4/18/2006- The Reason.
3/27/2006- Bloggin' about bloggin!
3/24/2006- The History of Comedy.
3/21/2006- Soda Fountain.
3/10/2006- Glimpse.
3/8/2006- ...As I sickly cull the cyclical.
2/28/2006- Tribute.
2/25/2006- Farewell, Bert.
2/23/2006- People have no fucking honor anymore.
2/20/2006- This one's for John.
2/20/2006- Can the media really report this with confidence?
2/18/2006- Invocation.
2/13/2006- Modern Satire!
2/09/2006- If you will...
2/05/2006- Three Cases.
1/26/2006- I love the trough!
1/26/2006- This exists.
1/25/2006- Do my biddings.
1/25/2006- Huzzah!
1/23/2006- Reality.
1/16/2006- CarMaximum Pain.
1/14/2006- Sales Call.
1//11/2006- Shoes.
1/08/2006- A typical morning at my house.
1/02/2006- Urgent! Please read!
12/22/2005- Politicizing Pizza: Passion, Propaganda, and Patriarchy. Pfffft!
12/21/2005- Somber Holiday Greetings.
12/21/2005- Then, nothing.
12/19/2005- The Story of B.
12/17/2005- My curiously queer internet friend, Kyle.
12/15/2005- Nonsensical Dream. OR "That just means you're unsure of the future, you miss the past, and you want to be seen as a good person." Yeah, yeah.
12/15/2005- Mocked Mood: A Boss.
12/14/2005- Not like a flash of light or a black hole sound. Just gone.
12/14/2005- Completely Rare and Totally Improvised Rise and Shine Song!
12/09/2005- At least they had something to cook with. All we get is brain cancer.
12/07/2005- Why wireless internet and laptop computers are a bad idea.
12/02/2005- Awww, I hate m'self.
11/30/2005- You judge. You judge me based on your horrid, horrid jealousy.
11/24/2005- What's this stupid pond metaphor all about?
11/24/2005- Bagmen and Basketball.
11/20/2005- It's mine!
11/17/2005- Sparrows: Nature's Freedom Givers.
11/16/2005- Poop suicide. Microwave oven. These are not bad song lyrics. Not as in these song lyrics are 'not bad,' these are not 'bad song lyrics.' Get it?
11/13/2005- Weep, sad woman. I can tell that your sacrifice is supreme.
11/13/2005- As the Mighty Fall Asunder, So also Must We.
11/11/2005- Leaves of Death, Feet of Fire.
11/11/2005- Myths Debunked.
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