Member Since: 06/05/2005
Band Website: icanhascheezeburger.com
Band Members: Brick fight alumni
(order is directly proportional to the headaches they've caused)Steve - don't get me started
Mark - wow, just wow.
Nick - crybaby
Jonathan - wrecked vans
Frank - Seriously? You're quitting now?
Mikey - Quit talking to me about poker. I don't care.
Josh - You're cut off dude
Jimmy - Thanks for filling in on 'drums'. Kinda.
Kevin - Nope.
Ryan - No, we don't need a base player.
Jonny - Seems promising.
Mike- 1 show. 100 awkward drunken conversations.
Sean - Regional fucking genius.
Influences: every now and then something comes along and inspires you. that may work for YOU. we need: firecrackers, hip hop slam jams, shoplifting, ditch digging, ditch sleeping, unexplained wounds, genital mutilation, an 18'X2.5' stretch of pressure treated oak with a smiling face on one side, chain smoking, chain ganging, gang banging, gang bangs, banging gongs, banging dongs, florida heroin, porches, astroglide, tack hammers, silent tension, loud tension, firearms, dogs, chair fights, jenga, medical malpractice, tea, that white powderry "allergy medicine", daisy mae, strange dares that begin and end with vomit, the terms: 'god, i hate that fuckin guy', 'mark, just go to sleep', 'steve, we need to talk', 'wonder where nick is', and 'last night?' the sound of glass breaking, every single soul in the city of fort worth and also every single soul that isn't a sociopath, drink tickets, shit tickets, wood ticks, wheel of fortune, al jazeera, dudes in BANDS, general motors, handjobs, wild asses, snotrags, mingling with the rabble, being the rabble, hating tattoos, getting tattoos, wet dank rooms, dim lighting, bikes, dykes, road flares, road rash, rug rash, jiz jars, and being absolutely certain to make 3 friends, and 30 enemies every single day. feel free to be one of both.
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Record Label: FacePalm Records
Type of Label: Major