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I fucking hate these things. I'm bad at them. I usually try too hard, or not enough, and either way I wind up not finding what I want, or scaring off people I might want to get to know, so yeah. I'm kind of a jane of all trades, there isn't much I've found that I can't do (even somewhat badly), but quite a few things I've found I don't like (like food service, and cleaning - but I'm really good at them) I'm done with college in craptastic Olympia, and working on getting to Canada for grad school and make-up artistry (to pay for grad school, another thing I'm great at, but am not all that fond of). I'm gonna be famous some day and change the world for the better, I'm just not sure what I'm gonna be famous for. I've got a Livejournal.... I hate livejournal...
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My Interests

This will change a lot but a few things never change: I like writing, even if I'm lame and stopped doing it. I like reading, and swimming and working out on my ball, yeah ball. I love my ball. I dig that theatre thing. I liked British men. But that's proving problematic. I prefer women. I want a girlfriend. After damn near 5 years with a crazy fucking boy, I'll take a crazy fucking woman any day. At least their crazy is powered by logic... evil evil logic, but logic none-the-less. If I date a male, he better be a fucking man. I'm done with Boys. No living in with family, working a shit job you hate and not making enough money to do anything with your life, no more mind games. I'm a workaholic. I like making movies. I like directing people. I love writing plays. I want to direct some epic fucking porn. I dig music of all sorts, I like stealing things... especially media. I hate "the man". I love my digital camera.

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You Should Message Me If:If you know what scrumtrelescent means.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

Music: There's not much I don't like... some sounds I don't like include but are not limited too: anything scratching styrofoam, amplified eating nosies. Strangely nails down a chalk board don't bother me. Here's a REALLY brief list of stuff I DO like: cranberries, Placebo, the tiger lillies, system of a down, garbage, Muse, RHCP, bush, radiohead, Better than Ezra, Ezra [heh], old STP, NIN, MUSE, the eels, david bowie is god, punjabi and modern indian techno, The D, Corky and the Juice Pigs, rasputina, k's choice, bic runga, doors, portishead, poe, Muse, madonna, placebo, tori amos...

Movies:

Movies: Sci-fi, Comedy, Documentary, Foreign Flicks, TRANSFORMERS!!!!!!!! 5th Element, Dummy, LOTR, Harry Potter, Buffy, When Harry..., Chrisopher Walken, Dogma (anything Smith really, I just fucking hate Ben Afflek), Star Wars (4-6), Buffy, Weeds, anything Johnny Depp, Battlestar Galactica (new sci-fi), Princess Bride, Splash, ever after (I'm gonna bone Drew someday), Dune (sci-Fi mini series), Legend (dir. cut), Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Family Guy, The Boondocks, Monty Python, My Family, My Hero, all things british (save the food), addictive canadian melodrama (damn you Nikktemplar), Velvet Goldmine, bbc america (cause I can't get the real thing), radio 4, trainspotting, eddie izzard, Futurama, Pricilla Queen of..., life less ordinary (but I hate diaz)....ugh, you think I'm an ass now... no one lists this much... I'm such a loser... ha! You're still reading!

Television:

See above, I'm lazy. Anything on the telly be it movie or tv is all telly to me.Also: The Most Private Thing I'm Willing To Admit Here Is "'Ello Sue! ... I got knees! ... d'ya like bread? ... I got a french loaf! *smacks you upside the head**while running away* Love you! Bye!" ~Eddie Izzard. Yeah... it's like that, only I'm a gown-up now and I don't hit people on the head anymore. I hate flirting.Oh, and I like , but I haven't learned how to get it off my needles...yet.

Books:

Books: Gabaldon, Greg Maguire (wicked, son of...), Rowling (books, movies, all things JK... pot-ter head), Laurel K. Hamilton (damn you Kasinda), Rice (and the pen-names), Moore, Gaiman/Pratchet, McCaffrey, Marquis De Sade, Amy Tan, Snow Falling on Cedars, Piers Anthony (as a kid), all sorts of plays, lots of queer plays, Durang, The Tipping Point

Heroes:

This is lame, lets talk about food instead: Foods: I'm a bad (lazy but strict)vegetarian, I hate it, I try really hard not to be a burden when going out. I'm optimistic, almost everywhere has salad. I like salad. I'm a cheap fucking date. I like mexican, cooking for myself and others, I don't hate meat eaters, I hate people who do, I like cooking extravagant shit - but I hate my apartment's kitchen. I like cheese. I'm willing to try new things provided you can promise me there's no meat in it ('cause I really fucking hate getting food poisoning- yeah, when we eat meat, it's fucking food poisoning, don't lie!). I really like cheese (can you tell I'm a stoner?). Yeah, I'm done now...SAY SOMETHING!

My Blog

Mourn us, oh faithful retail whores....

On Black Friday, November 23rd I work from 7am to 10 pm. That's 15 hours people. It's times like these we must ask ourselves "if I was dead, I wouldn't have to make the monies anymore, right?" Heh. Pr...
Posted by cRazorblade Kissesc on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:37:00 PST

Today sucked

Sucked totally. I'm stressed about a lot of work stuff, and there's nothing I can do about it.
Posted by cRazorblade Kissesc on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:55:00 PST

dirty fucking hippies!

Go here: http://www.rethinkingschools.org/archive/21_02/lego212.shtml Read the whole thing, it's long but it's worth it. COMMENT. If you don't comment, you're no longer my friend. :-P...
Posted by cRazorblade Kissesc on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

we really need to do laundry...

                                    What kind of Hogwarts witch a...
Posted by cRazorblade Kissesc on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:50:00 PST

Webster!

In 1983 (the year you were born)Ronald Reagan is president of the USSally Ride becomes the first American woman to travel in spaceMarines are killed when a TNT laden suicide terrorists blows up Marine...
Posted by cRazorblade Kissesc on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:25:00 PST

WTF

Okay, seriously.... what the fuck Milo. I have to go to rehearsal now, but there will be a bloggins about this... ::sigh::
Posted by cRazorblade Kissesc on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:40:00 PST

Hahaha I just thought of something!

I still hate you Jeremy! Just in case you ever try to check up on me, I want you to know. Funny what comes to you as your trying to get to sleep! Wow, I'm so happy about that. Guess I miss having an n...
Posted by cRazorblade Kissesc on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:36:00 PST

The gavel beneath my feet...

The gravel beneath my feet lets me know I'm still making contact with the bottom, I'm not dead... yet. The water's past my shoulders, closing in around my neck, it feels heavy. My feet are bare, and t...
Posted by cRazorblade Kissesc on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST

Um... yeah... I'm a lazy bastard

Holy fucking cow. Weirdness. Been pondering what I'm going to post for a while now. Came up with a few things.... One an update of how the end of my class went and why i've been so busy. Two going int...
Posted by cRazorblade Kissesc on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:58:00 PST