Killing Joke and all Killing Joke related things, reading books, collecting books, ethnomusicology, being sad, rockabilly/psychobilly, *swooning over the following women: Scarlett Johansson, Chloe Sevigny, Evan Rachel Wood, Zooey Deschanel, Regina Spektor, Melora Creager, Zoe Keating and Rachel Varla*, The Rat Pack, *PIN-UP MODELS*, being a classy motherfucker, classical music, art and literature, conspiracy theories, girls with cute shoes, cute girls, beer, cigarettes, being pessimistic and hating happy people, denying my true nerdy nature, having morals and values that are from a completely different era of time, VARLA Magazine, having my heart broken, popcorn, dinosaurs, Machiavelli, Nietschze, Darwin, Dungeon & Dragons, crying, lying in a field and hoping that a plane will fall on me, feeding stray animals, being eerily obsessed with pandas, sushi, Japanese animation, cos-play, kinky-fetishy stuff, Bettie Page, Asia Argento, your girlfriend, giving girls pedicures, being true to myself, hating everyone who thinks lesser of me, hating Lindsay Lohan, waiting for my phone to ring, skylines, tattoos, Clare Kramer, independant films, the smell of burning leaves, my car, girls who play the cello, Arsenal FC (GO! GO! GUNNERS!) and if you're still reading this...you need a fucking hobby. Go read a book. Learn something and enrich your mind.I am 94% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
Evil Genius Test
@ FualiDotCom
Your parents. They did a terrible job of raising you. You are uncouth, uneducated and easily manipulated by others. You want proof? Allow me to elucidate.
I was asked who I would like to meet. I replied with: your parents. I then proceeded to disparage the way that they raised you. You are probably feeling some minor anger or resentment towards me or have a desire to call me a foul name. That is how you are uncouth, dear reader.
The proof that I have that you are uneducated is simple. You are probably incapable of reading through my entire profile without growing restless or antsy. You are clearly unbalanced and have too much sugar in your diet. I would recommend Adderall for your condition. Anyway, I digress from my point. You probably haven't read through this entire profile and more than likely, you feel that reading is "for nerds" or "a waste of time". Or you are the possesor of a subadequate IQ. Either of these are an appropriate explanation of why you are a drooling, knuckle dragging neanderthal with the hygene of a dead skunk and the manners of a drunken, sex crazed barbarian.
And you are probably wondering how you are easily manipulated. This entire time, while you've been reading this, I've been robbing you of precious moments of your life that you could be spending with a loved one or living life to its fullest. Instead, you're rotting here, getting peturbed over words on a screen and wasting time on my page. You're a disgrace to humanity. Please leave my page.
Now that I have gotten rid of the plebians and knuckledraggers, I will tell you who I would like to meet.
Rachel Varla.
Scarlett Johansson.
Zoe Keating.
Jaz Coleman.
Paul Raven.
Geordie Walker.
Asia Argento.
Amy Winehouse
Killing Joke, Husker Du, Northern State, X, Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, Regina Spektor, Fiona Apple, The Phantom Three, Type O Negative, Social Distortion, Atreyu, Prong, Corrosion Of Conformity, Paz Lechantin, Mazzy Star, Hope Sandoval, Rasputina, Zoe Keating, Jacqueline duPre, Blondie, Johnny Thunders, Chopin, Wagner, Yo-Yo Ma, Soulfly, Fear Factory, Madball, Blood For Blood, Agnostic Front, The Stooges, h2o, Mushroomhead, Downset, Enya (yes, I said Enya. Enya kicks ass. Deal with it.), Crisis, OTEP, Walls Of Jericho, Snot, Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Loretta Lynn, Jerry Lee Lewis, Chuck Berry, Dick Dale, Wu-Tang Clan, DMX, New Order, Yaz, Joy Division, Ministry, Babes In Toyland, L7, Filter, Nas, EPMD, Public Enemy, Anthrax, Nekromantix, The Stray Cats, Brian Setzer, Tiger Army, Sleepy LaBeef, The Carter Family, Phoenix Thunderstone, Aphex Twin, Failure, Notorious B.I.G., NWA, Eazy-E, DJ Shadow, Orbital, Candiria, Bad Brains, Soul Brains, Desmond Dekker, Vacation Bible School, The Elvi, Gainsay, Paris Zax, 2Mex, Project Blowed, Busdriver and so many more bands....your head will EXPLODE!
Thirteen, American History X, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill-vol 1. & vol. 2, Lord Of The Rings, Serial Mom, Pink Flamingos, The Toxic Avenger, Pi, A Clockwork Orange, Attack of the 50 ft. Woman, Creature From The Black Lagoon, The Devil's Advocate, The Craft, Some Kind Of Monster, The Wizard Of Oz, Double Indemnity, The Maltese Falcon, Ghost In The Shell, The Exorcist, Predator, Taxi Driver and **PARTY MONSTER**
Television causes: Abdominal bleeding, anemia, black stool, blood in urine, blurred vision, changes in heatbeat, chills, confusion, congestive heart failure, depression, dry eyes and mouth, emotional volatitity, fever, hair loss, hearing loss, hepatitis, high or low blood pressure, hives, inability to sleep, inflammation of nose, inflammation of the pancreas or stomach, kidney or liver failure, severe allergic reactions, shortness of breath, skin eruptions or peeling, sleepiness, stomach or upper intestinal ulcers, ulcers of gums, vision loss, vomiting blood, wheezing and yellow eyes & skin.
The Hobbit, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales, The Sword Of Truth Series, Please Kill Me, Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Cat's Cradle, The Book Of Lies, The Philosophy Of Punk: More Than Just Noise!, We Got The Neutron Bomb, And I Don't Want To Live This Life..., Banned In D.C., The Book Of The Five Rings, The Art Of War, The Prince, Ecce Homo, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The First Five, See A Grown Man Cry; Now Watch Him Die, Black Coffee Blues, Eye Scream, Solipisist, Broken Summers, Get In The Van and anything else that's mind enriching and promotes brain activity. Do the world a favor: Read a book.
Hero worship is an antiquated notion. By worshipping a "hero", you are merely acknowledging your own lack of self worth. And that goes for any of you who say things like "I am my own hero". You're completely unoriginal and you know it, so go back to your pseudohipster life.