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Bootytron

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About Me

Yeah I'm pretty awesome, So if you realy what to know what I'm like I'll tell you how a counselor assesed me at 15. She said I had a Superiority Complex with Low Self Esteem. Pretty cool huh.******************************************************** **************** This Just in: My biggest fears are Deep Sea Fish and various other fish including but not limited to Anglers, Lampreys, Pike and Coffinfish. Next fear being invited to time travel then being stuck in a Dinosaur hell.... Who the fuck wants to deal with prehistoric living conditions, huge insects and being chased by dinos not me, plus fur bikinis are a bitch to dry clean. Final Fear taxiderimied animals, are fucking creepy they scare the crap out of me, if I look to long they seem to move, If I look longer I tend to get woozy.Ultimate fear: Being stuck in Dinosaur hell with only a taxidermied Angler as company. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests



adopt your own virtual pet!My Interests Include but are not limited to the following: Making Movies, Learning Flash Animation, Offending Evergreen Hippie Conformists, Being a Conformist, Robots, Zombies, Pirates, Gnomes, Unicorns, Asians, and other mythical creatures. Art, poetry, reading writing deepening the wrinkles of my cerebral cortex. Levitation. SEX. Learning to play the keyboard and jumping on my pogo stick. Cuddling kittens and working on my car. 80's music, porn, museums, bette davis, brains, concerts, creepy peeps, david bowie, disgruntled peeps, the library, antique stores, thrift stores,foreign films, hiking, monkeys & hot sauce, indie films, joan crawford, liberal monsters, music, old school joints, photography, plants, ponies, rock 'n' roll, synth, the cure, being vegan, oh and did I mention zombies! Directing and Writting plays and acting in comedic roles.... and finally Mr. Joe Erz aka. Screamy McBabeatron

I'd like to meet:

Myself 20 years from now. ************************************************************ ************ Update:Richard Dean Anderson so I can time travel with him in the future then he can fix the machine when it breaks down with minimal equipment.Richard Moll cause he's a big mother fucker and can protect me and Richard Dean from Dinosaurs in the past.and Finally Richard Grecco cause he has magic eyebrows that keep away aliens in the future.Bulletin: Anglers time travel to the future so they can get bigger faster then they go back in time to eat you as a baby, good thing my mom had a steel womb... Sneaky Bastards.

Music:

I listen to all kinds of cool crap like The Cure, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Joy Division, Leonard Choen, Ian Drurry & The Blockheads,Gnarles Barkley, The Runaways, The Undertones, Modest Mouse, The Plasmatics, The Velvet Underground, Three Six, Out Kast, Necromantix, LL Cool J, JJ Fad, Billy Idol, Generation X, Rick James, James Brown, The Runaways, The Parlament, Earth Wind and Fire, Stella Star, Gold Frapp, Air, Motorhead, Postal Service, New Order, T Rex, Roxy Music, B 52's, The Fat Boys, Motorhead, The Ramones, Blondie, Michael Jackson, Prince, Wham, Beck, Sylvester, Queen, Led Zeplin, The Rolling Stones, Bach, Handel, Miles Davis, Duke Ellington, Count Bassie, Cab Calloway, Beethoven, Aphex Twin, Wagner, Siouxie & The Banshees, Daft Punk, Basement Jax, Electic Six, The Smiths, The Specials, !!!, Peaches, The New York Dolls, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Radio Head, Kraft Werk, Cold Play, Air, and Adam Ant. More to be anounced when they come to mind.

Movies:

Beerfest, SamuriFiction, COFFY, Miazaki animation, some david Linch, Everything is illuminated, I heart Huckabees...... Anything Tim Burton (possibly barring Big Fish and now Corpse Bride), Stanley Kubrick shite (Full Metal Jacket, Clock Work Orange, that sorta deal), Akira Kurasawa joints, Dead Alive, anything Zombie, Fellini Films, Nightmare on Elm Street, and early Jason movies (the new stuff is generaly crap) The Labyrinth, Indochine, Johnny Guitar, Friday, anything John Waters. Other stuff I'm forgetting... I watch movies all the time I like foreign films and comedies, intellectual crap, pretty much anything but chick flicks they totally gross me out.

Television:

Weeds, Metalocalypse, Colbert Report, Mind of Mencia, Adult Swim Cartoons, South Park, Chapelle Show RIP, Wonder Showzen, and So Grahm Norton, all funny all fabulas.

Books:

Shadow of the Giant, doubled with Creatign Prosperity by Dr. Deepak Chopra. I like to read for fun: Anything by Chuck Palinunk I can't spell.. so! Orson Scott Card, and Candide by Voltaire. Zombie Survival Guide best thing I got from an ex since siphilis. I like Scifi, Fantasy, Fiction, Eastern Philosophy, Comic Books and also smart type books.

Heroes:



adopt your own virtual pet!Black Haired Shera, Hector Guimard, Wendy O. Williams,Vincent Price, Jason Priestly and the rest of the cast of 90210 may I look sixteen at 40, Robert Smith, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Deborah Harry, Jlo for ushering in the big booty, Lizzie Borden, Wonder Woman, Jane Goodal, Diane Fossie, Eddie Money, AntiMatt

My Blog

Still love you

I am angry and tired worn out and sad and love you but angry and tired and sad, see you tommorow still love you then hopefully less angry tired and sad then... I don't want to have any more questions....
Posted by Bootytron on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:02:00 PST

Stomach friend or foe

You keep turining, keeping me up, stomach, gurgling, burning, wretching repulsion.  Use this as an opportunity to let things air, linnens and lace will not be involved, gritty and grooved pi...
Posted by Bootytron on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:46:00 PST

For My Joey Joe

Watching her through the chain link fence he could feel a stirring in his loins.  An empty ache pervading in his hollowed gut, Chongo leapt the barrier in an easy bound.  Frenzy, fastidious ...
Posted by Bootytron on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:07:00 PST

Where do I start?

Something stirs, sits skewed, sojourned seeking something, someone serenate so sycophant stood sharp, swaying still straying swooning self stay strong, Smart she says strong she shouts stride secure ...
Posted by Bootytron on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

Me Too

A melted crayon  every where in crack and crevice color on the concrete. A potential peacock now a melted mess. Cry cry cry and sort of live, I am half assed at best but at lest I try.&...
Posted by Bootytron on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST

For Joe...

Then with the mighty strength only endowed to those posessing retard rage Chongo broke his leash. Chains were never enough to contain one with Chongos condition.  With his mom and dad on vacation...
Posted by Bootytron on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST

The Day You Die

 At age 31 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries. Now You Try http://evil.berzerker.net/death_pr...
Posted by Bootytron on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:21:00 PST

Bananakins baby

you name my baby its bananakins, you ate my sole now walking hurts, you are my goat man i am your water sprite a chase ensues and soon all that's left is my voice.  you are the man of the ho...
Posted by Bootytron on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:01:00 PST

Battling with words defending a friend....

Freedom of speech is what this country is founded on free discussion of any topic is what makes us better that a repressive monarchy or a totalitarian dictator regime where in both scenarios discussin...
Posted by Bootytron on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:26:00 PST

Kill Yourself

If you think you might be scum you're scum.... Do us all a favor and kill yourself.
Posted by Bootytron on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST