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Mopar Larry isn't running for president

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Haven't you read enough hyperbole on people's My Space sites? I am the all seeing wonder being. I have a cure for cancer, but I'm moving before I release it so the media can't find me. I have incredible looks, but I hide them under my ordinary exterior so I am free to move about in regular society. My wealth and business accumen makes Trump weep and Michael Bloomberg go weak in the wallet. I live a humble life in a small apartment to set an example for others. My talents abound in music, the arts and sports, however I want to give everyone one else a chance. People hate an overachiever. I hide it all under a spasdic exterior, never daring to unleash the beast on a playing field. And if you've bought all this, it's time for you to get off My Space right now, shut off the computer and avoid any games of chance on the street or men offering to sell you a bridge.

My Interests

tom foolery and nonsense. Sounds outside the mainstream, cause I'm an American Idle about to jump out of "park". I "play" the Bass in the Subway Surfers and write bands stupider songs. Look for the Fischer Price Xylophone solo coming soon. Express train is the only train.....

I'd like to meet:

Avian flu carriers, Typhoid Mary, tough broads and the gal with a heart o gold, the usual suspect, shady characters, the girl mother warned me about, Mrs. Bates, Tokyo Rose, Axis Betty, the lady cab driver in the Big Sleep, tailgaters, left lane bandits, someone with a record, parole violators and bail jumpers, lady justice, gun crazy dames and confidential informants, betty crocker's slacker sister who punched the doughboy in his crescent rolls, , hell drivers and the subway conductor who told the passenger to "get your fat ass in her train.''

Music:

(Deep inhale) The Ramones, Fleshtones, Undertones, Clash, Apples in Stereo, Lucinda Williams, Steve Earle, Gore Gore Girls, Old 97's, Thee Headcoats (and Headcoatees), Nikki Corvette, Sonics, MC5, The Muffs, The Pandoras, The Dentists, Johnny Cash, Louie Jordan, Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks, The Booty Olympics, The Friggs, The Demands, The Martinets (some major, please sign these guys!), The Chills, Yo La Tengo, A-Bones, DMZ and the Downbeat 5, the Nines, Muck and the Mires, the Reducers, The Flatmates, Stiff Little Fingers, Dropkick Murphies (even tho they're Red Sox fans), the Vacant Lot, Darien, Blondie, both Elvi, Highschool Sweethearts, Slade, the early Who and Stones, some Bruce, the late great Tie Reds, Little Killers, Dictators, the Fall, Headless Horsemen, Replacements, old Ska and Reggae, Trashmen, Wanda Jackson, Cramps, Nervous Norvius, Tuscadero, Cub, Catholic Girls, The Dark Marbles, Unrest, the Jam, some band called the beatles, the Real Kids, Jonathan Richmond and the Modern Lovers and some new bunch of kids in a garage somewhere trying out a beat I can break a speed limit to... (air...can't breathe...)

Movies:

Good old black and white film noirs (Big Sleep, Pick-up on South Street, Double Indemity, DOA, Touch of Evil, Mean Streets, the Naked City, LA Confidential. Warriors (come out to playyy) The Taking of Pelham 123 The big Con movies; The Grifters, Confidence, Get Shorty, 25th Hour, Drugstore Cowboy Hitchcock, (The Birds, Psycho, North by Northwest Saboteur), Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Pulp FIction, Jackie Brown and Kill Bill; Ghost World; Almodovar, especially, Woman on the Vegre of a nervous Break Down, All About my Mother, Talk to Her, Live Flesh) The Manchurian Candidate (FRank Sinatra, the ONLY version) LA Story, Novicane (claasic Steve Martin) Rock N Roll High School, End of the Century, The Harder they Come, The Filth and the Fury, Great Rock and Roll Swindle, Repo man, Straight to Hell, Sid and Nancy, Don't Knock the Rock, Hot Rods to Hell, Backbeat, Robert Mitchum especially, Night of the Hunter and Cape Fear. Blade Runner, In vasion of the Body Snatchers (both versions) The Thing (1950 version) Them, The Deadly Mantis, All the Star Wars, It Came from Outer Space, Bullit, The French Connection, Grand Prix, LeMansOddballs like Sweet Smell of Success, A Voice in the Crowd, The Thin Blue Line, I've Heard the Mermaids Singing, Slaves of New York, Donnie Darko, Last Days of Disco, Barcelona, Sex Lies and Videotape, Crash, Withnail and I, Mulholland Drive,Guilty pleasures: Eight Mile, Speed (Sandra Bullock and a bus!), The Commitments, Aniaml House, Dogma, Jay and Silient Bob Strike Back, South Park, Lord of the Rings (The animated Ralph Baski version), Heathers, 61*, Scandal, Memento, Thirteen Days, Inherit the Wind, It's a Mad Mad, Mad Mad world, Cat Ballou, the Russians Are Coming,too many more to list or remember

Television:

I'm a vididiot - Simpsons, Seinfeld, ER, Lost, 24, The American Experience, Ren and Stimpy, Family Guy, American Dad, Fear factor (only when the do the automotive stunts) Law and Order, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Arrested Development, various PBS documentaries, especially if there are large machines, falling bridges, armys or politicians kicking the snot out of each other or large animals dining on cute smaller ones. Care bear sandwich anyone?

Books:

Shoeless Joe, Eight Men Out, anything by James Thurber, Phillip K. Dick; Raymond Chandler, James Elroy, Helene Stapanski, To Have and Have Not, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Talented Mr. Ripley, October Men, 722 MIles, Uptown, Downtown; Literary Journalism, Let it Blurt, On the Road with the Ramones, Engineers of Dreams, The Power Broker, Gone To Soldiers, Stormtide, The Crying of Lot 49, anything by Martin Amis, Wise Blood, Reckless Eyeballing, any J.G. Ballard or Dennis Potter, William S, Burroughs, On the Road, Up in the Old Hotel, any Mark Twain & Ursula LeGuin, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Disaster at Dundee, A Drinking Life, Snow in August, much more than I can recall with out....coffee!

Heroes:

Joey Ramone, James Thurber, my father, mother and my sister, Ed Shields, friends of mine who'd be embarrassed to read their names here, Joe Torre, Pete Hamil, Philip K. Dick, DeeDee Ramone...my cats, the elderly man on the next block who yells at people who litter.

My Blog

A warning to AOL users and a rant (of course)

So in the span of about an hour have been punted off AOL (hence referred to as AO heLL). Why? Is it  suddenly 1993. Nope, no black and white monitored IBM 286 in site.   My warning to y...
Posted by Mopar Larry isn't running for president on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:10:00 PST

The party's over (or is it?)

Well the cheap rent, unrenovated urban homesteading, seven year  adventure in the big JC may be over. My land lord is talking about selling the building. (great timing, did your ancestors al...
Posted by Mopar Larry isn't running for president on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:14:00 PST

The end of civilization

The bible said the end of civilzation was going to hearlded by frogs, locusts and a lot of people soiling themselves. Well they are wrong. It is being heralded by a Lexus that can parallel park itself...
Posted by Mopar Larry isn't running for president on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST

"Mommy mentality" comes to My Space

All together now, say it in your best waivering Helen Lovejoy voice: "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!"     Today I got this message from myspace.----------------- Original Message -...
Posted by Mopar Larry isn't running for president on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:36:00 PST

Tag

No not the game you played as kids, it goes like this:Rocco tagged me , now   You're It! So, this is how it works: Once tagged, you have to write a blog in which you tell 6 random facts ab...
Posted by Mopar Larry isn't running for president on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:02:00 PST

New Cuda in town....

And to paraphrase the Muffs "and that brand new cuda's mine.'' OK, It's not new. It's really far from new. We're talking about a 40 year old 1966 Plymouth Barracuda, Formula S, which will be coming fr...
Posted by Mopar Larry isn't running for president on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:33:00 PST

new slogans for the "New" Jersey

So our soon to be gone "acting" governor has been soliciting the population for a new state slogan. Yeah, this state has been pissed ever since it passed on a Jersey version of  "I love...
Posted by Mopar Larry isn't running for president on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:41:00 PST

our friend the adreneal gland

     You have to love our old pal the adreneal gland. It give you that extra  kick in the pants at the worst time which makes it feel like the best. This week I had ...
Posted by Mopar Larry isn't running for president on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 04:17:00 PST

Nose driving to Asbury

That's Park, not the tiny town in Warren County with a junkyard which covers three hillsides.    Yes, it's a daily120 mile round trip on some of New Jersey's most hateful highways (turnpike ...
Posted by Mopar Larry isn't running for president on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:33:00 PST

gettin outta dodge

Yes, yes, yes! New job karma has smiled on me. After 8 years at the curious snooze, I'll be departing the lovely shores of bridgewater for the real shore...Asbury Park and the Asbury Park Press, which...
Posted by Mopar Larry isn't running for president on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST