"Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity."
Christopher Morley
"There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality."
Pablo Picasso
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
"What is the difference between a dating expert and a slut with a pen?"
Opie & Anthony
"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do."
Dylan Thomas
"If the Monkees had recorded "Mm-Bop", all these people would LOVE it."
Anonymous Chick at Cavestomp! 2007
"I'm pretty much convinced that Seal is a warlock."
Some dude on DoubleViking.com talking about Heidi Klum
"Everyone is beautiful, especially if they have a cunt."
X-Ray Burns, Thew World's Most Dangerous Jerk-Off
"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane."
Philip K. Dick
"Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want."
Clive Barnes
"Not owning (or watching) a TV is the new Starbucks. Dummies."
Some dude named Neil
"I couldn't laugh at 'Friends' if you fed me mescaline and tickled me."
Jim Norton
"It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars."
Arthur C. Clarke
"When I look back at the best times of my life, none of it was for my own good."
Oscar Madison
"When nothing is certain, the greatest skill is improvisation."
Miranda Zero
"Be uncomfortable; be sand, not oil, in the machinery of the world"
Gunter Eich
"If I have seen a little further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants"
Isaac Newton
"Wine is strong, a king is stronger, even stronger are women, but Truth conquers all.
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Zerubbabel
"It was a mistake, you know! But you would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi!"
Tara Reid
"I don't want the government as my nanny. I still have never understood why
something as simple as turning it off is not part of the answer."
Michael Powell, FCC Chairman - 2001
"Rock'n'Roll: the most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it
has been my misfortune to hear."
Frank Sinatra
"The Ramones are more important that the solar system."
Sean Finnerty, "Grounded For Life"
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