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Profile GeneratorHOW DO MA NAMES ANDREW, NICKNAMES TURTLE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WHEN I WAS A SMALL CHILD I WAZ A WEE BIT TUBBY AN COULDNT RUN ALL THAT QUICKLY... WELL I HAD THE LAST LAUGH DIDNT I, BECAUSE NOW IM THE INDOOR UK ATHLETIC 100 METERS CHAMPION...
ONLY JOKIN.
IM INTO GETTIN OUT OF MY NUT AN MAKING AN ARSE OF MASEL, COS IF YOU CANT LAUGH AT YOURSELF THEN YOU'VE NO RIGHT TO LAUGH AT ANYONE ELSE, AN THAT WOULD BE A CRYIN SHAME COS THE WORLD IS FULL OF EDJITS.
IM THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD CHEST HAIR FOUNDATION, AN I LOVE MY RUG COS IT KEEPS ME WARM IN THE HARSH SCOTTISH WINTERS, IT ALSO CONCEALS MY BODY ODOUR FROM PASSING POLAR BEARS AN KEEPS ME SAFE. I LOVE YOU XXX
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew
Birthday: september 15th in the year of 84
Birthplace: Inverness, Scotland
Current Location: ma mams house
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5,9 an a half
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: a highlander of the clan maclean
The Shoes You Wore Today: me etnies
Your Weakness: shin splints an im a sucker for gettin pished
Your Fears: snakes, havin my teeth smashed.
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: enlightenment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: no comment
Thoughts First Waking Up: either; oh fuck ive got work, or thank fuck i dont have work
Your Best Physical Feature: my chest hair the chicks love it.
Your Bedtime: when mammy says so.
Your Most Missed Memory: i cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: always coke
McDonalds or Burger King: got to go with the urge
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: tryin to give up
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: like a casrated dinophant
Do you Shower Daily: unless ive been locked up
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: dont think so
Do you belive in yourself: i believe im god i just cant prove it yet
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: unfortunatly no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: shoppin centre
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: jaffa cakes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: tuna
In the past month have you been on Stage: in my dreams
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i sometimes sleep naked does that count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: never
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yeah i got banned from the shop 4 life; 3 months later i was an employee
How do you want to Die: rich, also to be adopted by hugh hefner
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich, also to be adopted by hugh hefner
What country would you most like to Visit: peru
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/brown
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: smaler than me or the same height
Weight: girls shouldnt model themselves on free willy
Best Clothing Style: minimalist
Number of Drugs I have taken: too few for my liking
Number of CDs I own: 100's
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none im workin on it
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not winning the lottery
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