FEMALE PRAYER***********************
************************************Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
***********Amen.***********
***************************MALE PRAYER****************
***************************I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.*****************
********************************
*************Amen.**************
Created by Crazyprofile.comMoneyIt can buy you a House
But not a HOMEIt can buy you a Bed
But not SleepIt can buy you a Clock
But not TimeIt can buy you a Book
But not KnowledgeIt can buy you a Position
But not RespectIt can buy you Medicine
But not HealthIt can buy you Blood
But not LifeIt can buy you Sex
But not LoveSo you see money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and
suffering.I tell you all this because I am your friend,
and as your friend I want to take away your pain and
suffering...So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS, MC/VISA/DISCOVER, PERSONAL CHECKS,
CASHIERS CHECKS, BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, GRADE 5
PLUTONIUM,
ETC...ETC...
PLEASE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS, THEY WILL BE RETURNED
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Anybody that aint in Ohio! HAHA Johnny Depp, Will Smith, Elvis,;) and all the singers on MySpace
YOU ARE ON A HORSE, Galloping at a Constant Speed.On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?If you do not know, see answer below.****************************************************** ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ******************* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.
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..............My very first time......... She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me."She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore".Then finally contended Lay back and relax a bit Quickly and readily he bent over her And then he started it.It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been quite a size."Calm yourself" he whispered His face was filled with a grin "Try and open a bit wider So I can get it in"."It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I am having this".And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out.She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while".Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!
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