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About Me

The box down there says I'm single and I'm not, well I am but they didn't have a box for celibate hermaphrodite nun, so it's not true in a court of law way, that is unless you are my stalker, in which case I am newly married to a yakuza cambridge professor half-man half-donkey 7 foot tall underwear model. Also I am not a fekking Capricorn, give me a break! I have no star sign because I am not from California. That's right, I'm Virgo. I am also a foreigner, so maybe I can be your weapon of mass destruction and you can be my Hans Blix, oh hang on he says I don't exist...well I was trying to make some joke like you don't have to carpet bomb me to find my w.m.d....you know what I mean. It would work better if I was a bloke I guess, which I am not (see above) although I am really deep and I do have a huge cock (somewhere in here, room's a bit messy...)! That's everything you need to know. And I am 100 years old, so I got a lot of experience, baby face xxxI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

yeah, got some of those

I'd like to meet:

all the people I see in the street, but I just stare at them and then fantasize about it afterwards. I guess that's a given though, right?

Music:

yep, that's good

Movies:

yeah, like them too

Television:

yeah, TV's good too, give it a break!

Books:

hey, yeah, books are good too! wow, I like all the things on this list, that's sooo freaky, it's like, now you know me or something...

Heroes:

and Villains" is a good song. What do I win? Oh you mean what heroes do I have? Gimme a break you puny Earthlings! Heroes are sooo Nietzsche, sooo 19th century! I am way over heroes. Unless you count Jo cos he's lovely xx. WOW, that's really interesting: you just can't NOT sound like a total twat in these things, eh?

My Blog

TROMANALE you cnuts!

Okay, okay, European Troma fans, we got to spread the joy; the arms; the legs of Troma around the un-informed heads of the Peoples of Europe! We may speak some bizzarre languages but Troma speaks the ...
Posted by Teehee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST