I was born to a Jewish family in a hospital (and not the "Chateau Marmont", even if true whereabouts are unknown at this time) in the early 80s. People can find me in Brussels, Belgium or anywhere else I have a good reason to be: A limo on Mulholland, a dive bar in Pattaya Beach, a pet hospital in Afghanistan etc... Some might say that I'm a lazy, spoiled rich bitch that spends "Daddy's" money on useless shit, but I don't give a fuck what they think (even in a way, they are absolutely right). To justify my expenses, I launched myself into a musical career since I'm coming from a musically inclined family. If any moron could write a song about the insanity and shallowness of a clown (which I'm afraid of anyways) then I could make a hit song about anything that deals with Hollywood, LA, and Botox. I also get paid to write about my life in ELLE Magazine.Don't be jealous. When not in the office/recording studio, I spend my free time with my sister (which is a hot model and respected tapdancer) nightclubbing, eating at trendy restaurants, working out, or visiting various salons. At home I enjoy watching dvds, particularly Russ Meyer flicks and slasher films, and I'm an avid fan of 80's TV shows and the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm". I also enjoy snacking on Nashi Pears, Diet Coke, Diet Peach Snapple, and microwavable Mac and Cheese. I like to read biographies in my designer bathtub about serial killers, such as Richard Ramirez, Hugh Hefner, and Ted Bundy. I have a thing for books that talk about sideshow freaks too. Of course, I am a music fan, I grew up listening to The Doors, Sparks, Bobby Darin, Viktor Lazlo, The Smiths, The Ramones, and the Cramps. I was a closet listener of Billy Idol (and I hid my taste for his music very well). By the way, I can't stand listening to any songs from "Huey Lewis and the News" due to bad high school memories...I have a deep aversion for fat and ugly people in general (they should be forbidden to procreate), I hate children (especially when they're not mine), people that are driving slowly, and amateur porn that bored/unattractive housewives make with horrible settings and terrible lighting. These people should research how to make porn before trying to attempt it at home (read a book about film directing god damnit). I think also that the Belgian Royal family is as useless as tits on a fish. "The Great Gonzo" was my favorite "Muppet Show" character because he was some kind of trendsetter and had a big nose too. I think that James Woods is hot but not as much as "Beaker" due to his one word vocabulary (which helps to cover love songs). I'm an animal lover: I have a gay chinese Shar Pei named "Monsieur Edouard", "Uncle George"; a depressive PitBull mix, and an Afircan grey parrot that sings the world Punk hit "Ca Plane Pour Moi" all day long...I am extremely enthusiastic and damn glad to live in this century because I am not a feminist. I used to have a "thing" for Robert Englund but since I got to interview him for a British fashion magazine, I've fulfilled my childhood obsession with a childhood fantasy...Otherwise, I fill the voids in my glamourous life by being a snooty "button pusher" and videotaping my scandalous moments with my American$ guinea-pig$. I like tattoed guys, classy British-made vehicles, electro and punk rock music, Bret Easton Ellis novels, my friends, my dad, my sister and to receive engagement rings...Any suitors?
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