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Rusty

I'm a virgin just not very good at it

About Me

Well I..m a pretty fucking pissed off guy but maybe thats just cos I deiscovered some cunt had hacked my profile and made me out to be some gay porn loving wanker. If that was you thanks but I can preach my love of gay porn on my own. I..m a lost little hobo whos just travelling around the world, getting by, getting drunk with plans to be the next Bukowski. Why the fuck I need to describe myself I dont know as evryone in my friends list here actually knows me

My Interests

In the words of GG Allin - "I like to drink, fight and fuck".

I'd like to meet:

gorgeous women who love me for my money but are awful at maths

Music:

Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Distillers, Frank Zappa, Mr Bungle, Fantomas, Faith No More, Mr Zippy, Dancehall Crashers, People Haters, Skrewdriver, Sham64, UK Subs, Oizone, Finch, NOFX, Mad Caddies, Less than Jake,Bastard Squad, Kid Dynamite, Frenzal Rhomb, Flogging Molly,The Used, The Jam, The Horrorpops, Dwarves, TSOL, Bad Brains, Millencolin, Bad Religion, US Bombs, 28 Days, Flaming Knives, Beret, No Cash, Operation Ivy, The Bronx, h20, MXPX, Unwritten Law, Stz Bin Laden, Pietasters, Living End, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Reel Big Fish, Sonic Youth, Mudhoney, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Santa Smokes, No use for a name

Movies:

The Toxic Avenger, Amelie, The Aristocats - in fact any Walt!! The Idiots, Night of the Living Dead, The Man with the Screaming Brain, Lollilove, Funny Games, Sam Raimi, Crimewave, Lars Von Trier, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, George Romero, Cohen Brothers, Happiness, Requiem for a Dream

Television:

I cant remember the last time I owned one

Books:

All I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned From The Toxic Avenger by Lloyd Kaufman, Make Your Own Damn Movie by Lloyd Kaufman, Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk, The Turner Diaries by Andrew MacDonald, The Diceman by Luke Rhinehart and anything by Bukowski or Celine...Oh and check out Mykel Board on www.mykelboard.com. Brilliant writer!

My Blog

stuff

So it's been a long time and a lot has happened since i last updated this shit. My time in Oz draws to a close and I think that I have to leave this place just after christmas but then I really don't ...
Posted by Rusty on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:26:00 PST

Bugger I'm broke

It had been a pretty good run so far so I shouldn't have been too disappointed when I received my new bank card, having misplaced my last one a couple of weeks previous, and finally had the chance to...
Posted by Rusty on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:53:00 PST

what a silly question....

Someone asked me yesterday whether I'm happy and they aren't the first. I'm not sure what sort of vibes I've been giving off in my little posts so I'll try and answer that question for anyone else th...
Posted by Rusty on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:19:00 PST

Yagubi....

Okay So I have to apologise as I was really lazy writing this so it's a bit shit but I don't want to leave you hanging on until I feel up to it so I guess it'll do for now&   I awoke to a loud k...
Posted by Rusty on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

The End Is Nigh

I just love it when I get myself into these situations. Wherever these little journeys end up they always start out in the same way. I get drunk and in the process agree to all manner of things. Thes...
Posted by Rusty on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:48:00 PST

Reunited with my old flame

Now here I was sitting on a stash of LSD and I wasn't really sure what I was going to do with it. Now the answer seems an obvious one but it really wasn't that simple for me. I've had my fair share o...
Posted by Rusty on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:53:00 PST

Club 77 aka The Twilight Zone

It was rare that I ever encountered anyone that I perceived to be a bad influence upon me. I didn't need encouragement to cross lines and take things to extremes but even I had my limits but these we...
Posted by Rusty on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST

A brief interlude

Now who would have ever thought that Mr Cynical would ever end up using Myspace and be writing blogs eh? My defence, or the feeble excuse that I've come up with , is that it's an easy way to save any...
Posted by Rusty on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST

A quick tour of Kings Cross

Now I realise I haven't really said that much about where I'm staying and everything has been in pretty good humour til now. Drinking and women followed by more drink so I'm going tone it done a bit f...
Posted by Rusty on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST

A sign of things to come...

A couple more weeks drifted by and in a strange way I had grown to love this place. When I first arrived I had planned to move on pretty swiftly and after spending a couple of days here my determinat...
Posted by Rusty on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:05:00 PST