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Blonde Blaire [PIC] doesn't drink

I've been putting the hug in thug since 1986

About Me


"Have another drink and drive yourself home I hope there's ice on all the roads And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt And again when your head goes through the windshield."
I dance at inappropriate times.
I'M PRO IN WII BOWLING AND I DON'T OWN A WII!!!
When I was little my mom tried to pretend a Brand muffen was a cupcake I've been scarred ever since.
I talk to much when I'm drunk.
I can name all of our presidents thanks to a song I learned in the 5th grade (thanks Mrs. Young).
I lack the ability to spell.
I've been Drunk for 24 hours straight no lie.
I can never go back to the piano bar.
I once asked a cop if he had a warrant for my lungs.
My hair is as white as paper according to Matt Henry.
I called a police man ossifer on my 21st birthday.
No, I will not tell you what PIC means.
I think one day sharks will take over the world
I wake and bake with vodka (thanks trixie)
once Annie took me to the news room at 11:00am and bought me a drink because of small dick nurse ninja. if you don't know what that means your not in the "cool kids club"
one night when it was about 42 degrees out I tried to ride in the back of john's truck they had to drag me out.

My Interests

designing clothes
Playing Cello
NPR
Gymnastics

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Monroe
Anyone that pees in a urnal with their pants at their ankles.
This is the funniest shit you will ever see
yes the white guy is black and the black guy is white!!!
Geico Commercial - Little Richard
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Music:


THE BEATLES,republic tigers, mae, copeland, I can make a mess like nobodys business, stereo lab, silver apples, paper airplanes, between the buried and me, norma jean, the bled, alexisonfire, As I Lay Dying, every time i die, poisen the well, evergreen terrace, eighteen visions, murder by death, from ashes rise,Dillinger Escape Plan, Ed Gein, Unearth, underoath, love is red, esoteric, haste the day, calico system.

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Movies:

gentlemen prefer blondes, some like it hot the seven year itch, theres no business like show business, don't bother to knock, Lets Make love, love nest, lets make it legal, we're not married ( all marilyn Monroe films not pornography), how to marry a millionaire, Monkey business, bus stop, niagara, river or no return, and as young as you feel.

Television:

Oz
Arrested Development
CSI (only miami and Las Vegas)

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palnuik

Heroes:

Marilyn Monroe

Rebecca Joy Lear Miss you Baby Totally seaworthy always
Faith my twin

My Blog

If you don't know these lyrics you really should

Jesus Christ has a pretty faceThe kind you'd find on someone that could saveIf they don't put me awayIt'll be a miracle Do you believe you're missing outAnd everything good is happening somewhere els...
Posted by Blonde Blaire [PIC] doesn't drink on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:40:00 PST