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.:Macabre Maejen:. [so pic!]

I'm burning like a bridge for your body.

About Me

My name is Maejen...you should already know how that is pronounced, and if you don't, chances are we are not friends so don't bother trying to add me.
I’m 22 and making quite a few changes in my life right now.
I am currently unemployed and recently moved from Kansas to Oklahoma.
I'm addicted to caffeine, ChapStick, MySpace and texting.
I'm slightly obsessed with kittens, Stephen King, The Dark Tower series, Coheed & Cambria and tattoos/piercings [I currently have 4 piercings and 12 tattoos]. I am also obsessed with stories or movies about crime, murderers and all things macabre or twisted.
I'm the clumsiest person I know and somehow manage to injure myself and wake up with random bruises on a daily basis.
I am extremely forgetful and a bit of a ditz..and I end up losing something nearly every time I go out. To date, I've lost: multiple nose studs, labret studs, 3 socks, my entire wallet, a BlackBerry Pearl, my dignity on numerous occasions, my digital camera, multiple hoodies, random makeup items, a few friendships and my temper.
I'm notorious for not driving, never wearing a coat, being clumsy, laughing like a maniac about EVERYTHING and being somewhat vain. So I like the way I look in pictures. SUE ME!
I like to pretend I'm not shy...but I totally am.
If you don't make me laugh, I will instantly lose interest in talking to you - I just can't help it.
I'm a big fan of beer.
I will stop rambling on about myself! Thank you for your time
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Here is a video of my kitten, Apollo. She is "dancing". I'm easily amused, it is kinda ridiculous.
Dance-Apollo - Get Video Code
Background from Google search result ..

My Interests

dead people & serial killers. and i'm being serious. I spend a lot of time browsing crimelibrary.com, rotten.com and formerly adored ogrish.com and i'm working on getting into liveleak.com. I've recently gotten into playing Guitar Hero - eventually, I will be awesome at it. I also love reading, it is my favorite thing to do. EVER. Well...maybe not quite. Partying, drinking a beer, relaxing, hanging out, swimming and having fun are some of my interests. Sleeping is another interest of mine, along with cuddling. I could cuddle for days, no joke. I also adore thedarktower.net. Yeah. I guess this makes me a nerd but I've learned to accept that.

I'd like to meet:

fun new friends. someone fascinating, like Stephen King 3. Someone rad, like Claudio Sanchez and the rest of Coheed. Or someone beautiful, I'm thinking Jude Law...? Natalie Portman...? Scarlett Johannson...?

Music:

coheed & cambria. thursday. nirvana. taking back sunday. sublime. atreyu. murder by death. no doubt. the blood brothers. every time i die. the used. my chemical romance. uhh lots of stuff, I'm just being typical Maejen and can't think of anything.

Movies:

closer. juno. the stand. 300. the last kiss. fight club. the boondock saints. four brothers. garden state. the goonies. just married. milo&otis. the breakfast club. sixteen candles. from hell. the shining. jackass the movie. stand by me. napoleon dynamite. the notebook. v for vendetta. the lost boys. match point. american history x. blow. pulp fiction.

Television:

Flight of the Conchords. The ridiculous reality shows on MTV & VH1. To Catch A Predator. Notorious. Cold Case. Basically, if it makes me laugh [which doesn't take much!!], I love it. I'm also a huge fan of TruTV, A&E and Biography.

Books:

The Dark Tower series by Stephen King. I am seriously in love with it. I think of the characters as real people - is that a bad thing? No wait, I'd rather you don't answer that =/ Hell, I love EVERYTHING by Stephen King. The Stand is another favorite of mine. I've also been converted to a big Chuck Palahniuk fan. Thanks Chris =). give me a novel about murder, death, horror, etc and I'll be happy.

Heroes:

Stephen King, duh.I'm really glad he didn't die when he got hit by that van. The Dark Tower series would have been incomplete and I'm not sure I could have lived a fulfilling life without having read the whole series. Whoa. My inner nerd is showing way more than I want it to.

My Blog

The Honor System

Chris and I checked out a little store specializing in Oklahoma grown products just down the street from where we live.  And while it is neat that they only have locally grown products, the coole...
Posted by .:Macabre Maejen:. [so pic!] on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

I’m just sayin’.

Buffalo tastes better than cow.You're never too old to play on the playground by the lake.Sunset is the prettiest time of day.Sharing secrets is a little easier when trust [and booze] is involved.Girl...
Posted by .:Macabre Maejen:. [so pic!] on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:37:00 PST

Moving On

*I expect to get shit for posting this and to be quite frank, I am okay with that. I've had enough. Judge me, hate on me, call me immature, whatever. Do as you please. I am publicly posting this while...
Posted by .:Macabre Maejen:. [so pic!] on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:11:00 PST

Maejens Resolutions for 2008

New Year's Resolutions for 2008      Well, 2007 is coming to a close.  It has been the craziest, most fun-filled year of my life, but I'm ready to grow up and make some chang...
Posted by .:Macabre Maejen:. [so pic!] on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:28:00 PST

Ive never felt so hollow...

Sometimes, it just hits me. I don't know where it comes from or what triggers it, but this past week...it's been there. I always wonder if other people notice the change in my attitude and behavior o...
Posted by .:Macabre Maejen:. [so pic!] on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:57:00 PST

Hell holds a special place for MURDERERS like you. Motherfucker.

I have spent the past 3 days in a courtroom attending the murder trial of the man who killed my father. This man -Ronald T Taylor of KC- even admits to shooting my father -although he is claiming...
Posted by .:Macabre Maejen:. [so pic!] on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:26:00 PST

Murder & Justice.

DISCLAIMER:  This is probably the most "personal" blog I've written.  I almost didn't post this, but I need to get it out there. As some of you may know, my dad was murdered on December 20t...
Posted by .:Macabre Maejen:. [so pic!] on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:12:00 PST

Wow.

I have discovered that I am fascinated with how many words/terms/phrases mean the same thing.  My list of words synonymous with "drunk" has grown to about 75. Keep 'em coming boys and girls! ...
Posted by .:Macabre Maejen:. [so pic!] on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:50:00 PST

Intoxitexting // Tipsy-Texting // Drunk Dialing

Intoxitexting is something I am quite familiar with, along with drunk dialing.  Intoxitexting is the act of sending text messages while under the influence of alcohol.  For some reason, I ca...
Posted by .:Macabre Maejen:. [so pic!] on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up

For some people, the hardest part is the loss of constant companionship, love and support.  For other folks, it is the loss of a best friend, a warm body to curl up to every night, or the feeling...
Posted by .:Macabre Maejen:. [so pic!] on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:29:00 PST