You Personally. It would be great at this point if you would believe somehow I'm only specifically talking to you, and that this can't be seen by other people, so that you feel special.
Rise Against, Fall of Rome, Queens of the Stone Age, Bjork, Massive Attack, Thom Yorke, The Sleeping, Weezer, and of course RapeKillRape.
The Notebook (I haven't really seen it, but every girl I've ever talked to says it's a touching movie, which i have interpreted, if i act like i like it, they touch me) I did see the porn remake "The Scroatbook" though, so i get the gist of it.
Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Craig Clevenger, Bret Easton Ellis, Daniel Gilbert, Malcolm Gladwell
Parents who name their children Thor, Maverick, Logan, or anything else that will get them seriously laid.