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I assure you, my intentions are completely dishonorable.

About Me

I'm only here for friends. If you just want to seks...... please send me an email right away. I'm kidding! I'm a virgin. Stop it already.THE RULESOk, I know in the past ninjas were cool and pirates were banned. I've decided this thinking was flawed all along. If you think you're a ninja then go away, but pirates are welcome.ROFL-ing and LMAO-ing is not allowed (LOL is ok since the phrase "that's funny" is now obsolete).*tYpEinG LykE tHiS* is absolutely forbidden unless you are a hacker, and then it's still forbidden.Capitalization is not key, but punctuation is a must. Don't forget yourcommas and periods kids. If you have poor grammar, I'm really not sure whatyou can do about that. Maybe you can just leave a funny picture, mkay?"RAWWRRRR" has officially expired as of July 15th, 2006 so don't do it. Ummm.. but you can "YARRRR"all you want cuz we like pirates.If you are a new friend, don't leave the obligatory "thx for the add". Anything else is acceptable. If you are unable to think of ANYTHING else, then leave a blank comment. If you're really hot, I can let this one slide.NOTE: Yes I know I have been guilty of some of these very things from time to time. I was a lazy, good for nothing, twinkie eating weirdo, so I've been told...BUT I have changed my ways.Rules will be updated as annoying behaviours increase.*Update:
1. Due to the recent pirate issues "YAARRRRR"ing is temporarily suspended until a suitable replacement is found. Also the use of "MUAHHH" is currently up for review.
2. Please ease up on the half naked chicks comments. I appreciate it, I really do, but how about some funny pics or even some TEXT from time to time (you know where you write things with words and stuff?) *NOTICE* Boob shots of yourself are exempt from this rule Here's some examples to get you started...
"Hi Joe, How's life?"
"Hey asshole, stop sending porn into my inbox..."
"Have a GREAT weekend...kisses"
"How did YOU get on my friends list? BYE!"
If you need more help, I can write something for you and then you can post it on my profile =D
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My Interests

I can't remember...I have a xanax problem

I'd like to meet:

that nice little couple that was supposed to adopt me.

Movies:

Pretty much anything, as long as there are boobs involved.
I don't fucking like this kind of cake motherfucker.

Books:

What are those again?

Heroes:

Mr. Cantrell

My Blog

I'm a retard...

It's been confirmed by a panel of 14 monkeys and Kim. I drove my bus to the gas station to by milk and beg for rent money. The thing I love about the South is that people are just nice. I mean they ar...
Posted by broken on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:17:00 PST

The man that launched a thousand... uhhh, launches.

Life. It changes. Specifically mine is changing. I don't have a lot of details, but apparently it's time for me to get my shit together AGAIN. New location. New job???? OH SHIT, A JOB!!! I have nothin...
Posted by broken on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:54:00 PST

I feel like a homeless person... living in a home

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS THE WORD "CHRISTMAS". IF THIS OFFENDS YOU, GO CUT YOURSELF.I woke up in the usual state of bewilderment... "Damn I feel like shit." "I wonder what time it is." "Aren't ...
Posted by broken on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:20:00 PST

Come On

Is this what passes for British humor these days?
Posted by broken on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:48:00 PST

The Burning

No, this isn't another story about my penis. This is a completely, almost completely, true account of an event which occurred shortly before my now infamous move. People explore different avenues for ...
Posted by broken on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:51:00 PST

Bye Everybody!!!

I won't be here as of Wed the 18th [that was true but now I'm back].I'm moving [lies, I already moved]. Don't get all excited, it's not far [that's true it was only about 30 min away]. But RL calls, a...
Posted by broken on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

Nude Pics - $5

Well, that's a complete lie. They are actually 7$. OK. so I don't even have a camera, but you can still send me the money. If, in the future I get another camera and figure out a way to teach my cat h...
Posted by broken on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:08:00 PST

What's your real name?

This was a blog from yet another "friend" I managed to scare off
Posted by broken on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST

My porch stalkers

I was sitting on the porch drinking some chai tea earlier. Ok, that's a lie. It was actually regular tea. Whatever. Anyways, I noticed the ususal group of roaches gathering around. Now these are no re...
Posted by broken on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:00:00 PST

Johnny Depp did not invent pirates...

    I love pirates. Who doesn't? At least I did until recently. It isn't a carry over from childhood. I wasn't raised by wooden-legged old men with bad teeth and a questionable sense of...
Posted by broken on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:12:00 PST