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Disruption by Design

I have to write this shit on the net 'cause I'll forget who I am!!

About Me

God bless Heinz! I would die of starvation without Tomato sauce. I mainly walk around all day with an I.V in my arm full of it. Screw the hassle of putting it on stuff. Straight into the blood steam is the way to go. Apart from being a tomato sauce junkie I'd love to be a vampire. Mainly because their slick cool, they always get the girl and they get to turn into fog and stuff. They could totally "spy" on people. I can just imagine male vampires turning into fog to go into girls changing rooms. The night perverts they should be called. Professional Zombie was a close second. My best friend, now this is quite freaky in a boring way, is scared of tomatoes. How funny is that!! Oohh yeah, he's in the police, lol. If the killer tomatoes attack the cops have already lost one man. I'm addicted to foreign films, mainly cause the U.S can produce some more shit than crappy excuses for war and millions of heavily obese people. Love Asian cinema, French are good as well and can only knock us Brits half of the time. Want to know anything else (which is probably a no, but well done for reading this far) then just speak to me Buby. MY COMPUTER HAS DIED SO IM HARDLY ON ANYMORE. IM STARTING TO GROW A LIFE AND ITS SCARY. SOMEONE HOOK ME UP WITH A WINDOWS XP DISC FAST CAUSE I MISS THE INTERNET.

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My Interests

I love playing the drums when I get the chance. Although I'm not that good it pisses off the neighbours. Big time snowboarder but should probably calm down because I've honestly been inches away from falling off 2 cliffs. Trying the skateboard thing when there's no snow. Man it hurts when you fall. I play football and basketball if there is a game. I'm a good chess player too which I'm geekally proud of.

I'd like to meet:

Carly Pope off of the TV show Popular, which wasn't that much, funny enough. Google her as she's HOT like lava!! Bruce Lee 'cause it's Bruce Lee. ?uestlove 'cause he's a hip hop/drummer legend Matt Tong 'cause he's a beast of a drummer as well. Eric Cantana 'cause he was my idol as a kid. Buddha 'cause I want to rub his big belly, hug him and kidnapp his cheesy big grin so I can sell it back to him for some good fortune. Maybe some wealth too.

Music:

The Roots, Blackalicious, Jurassic 5, Dangermouse, Dj Shadow, Talib Kweli, Cannibal Ox, Mr Lif, The Distillers, Biffy Clyro, Head Automatica, Atreyu, Yellowcard, Eleventeen, Panic at the disco, Fall out boy, Disturbed, Funeral for a friend, Incubus, 36 Crazyfists, Aiden, Common, Outkast, Gang Starr, Unkle, The Fugees, Smashing Pumpkins, The Horrorpops, Rage against the machine, Gorillaz, The Cure, Rjd2

Movies:

Lady Vengance, Ichi the Killer, Ring, Infernal Affairs, Old Boy, Interview with a Vampire, Nightwatch, A tale of two sisters, R-Point, Dracula, Evil Dead, Versus, Battle Royale, Kids, Bully, Requiem for a dream, V for Vendtta, Good Will Hunting, Plant of the Apes, Game of Death, Once upon time in China, The Shawshank Redemption, Predator, The Godfather, Stir Crazy, The Colour of Money.

Television:

I gave away my T.V to my girlfriend as I'm such a great guy and she didn't have one, take note ladies, I'm a keeper. The real reason I gave it to her was that I lost a month of my life watching Big Brother and as punishment for being so stupid I made this formula( ME - Shit reality T.V = Actual reality life). But I love watching; Robot Chicken, Aqua teen hunger force, anything on adult swim really, Family Guy, Futurama, Foamy, Red verus Blue, Made, Planet earth, Popular, Tales from the Crypt

Books:

I don't really read many fiction.

Heroes:

Ahmir "?uestlove" Thompson, Travis Barker, "Beat" Takeshi, Bruce Lee, Tim Burton, Seth Green and Richard Pryor.