Avast ye, matey. 20 degrees off the starboard bow, it's a Spanish galleon! ahoy mateys. im tom the pirate. i have recently returned from a high seas adventure through the pacific ocean. at one point i was swallowed whole by a whale and had to fight me way out. me parrot and i like to shiver our timbers a lot. my penis is small, most likely because i jerk off constantly. i love myspace more than life itself. if it didnt exist, id wither away and die.
I'm here to help you with Pirate Life. Send me a message if you're confused by anything. Before asking me a question, please check my ass to see if your question has already been answered, or if my johnson is bigger then yours.
I may have been on your friend list when you signed up. If you don't want me to be, too bad! Ill steal yer booty and run with it!
Also, feel free to tell me what adventures youve encountered when traveling the high seas and if I think it's cool, we'll do it together next time!
If you want a tutorial on finding treasures and robbing the english folk, check this out: www.howtobeapirate.com!!
