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Not Simpsons Tom

I am here for Friends

About Me

Becca's Valentine's Day Special
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Tony Danza bites the lady...
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"Headlock on my heart"
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Snatch: Greedy As A Pig
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Talk to your Pussy Cat
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Myspace Video Shout Out


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I'm not Tom, I'm just an illusion of Tom. I have a macrocosmic case of jaundice. I look like mustard, peeps, pacman, a starfish, a yellow egg.

My Interests

I plan on uniting everyone on planet earth first then I plan on uniting everyone in outerspace. Not "saying something" like that annoying smiley face instructs me to do at the top of this page.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't have a myspace account...SUCKERS. Also non-jaundice haters.

Music:

Gem Sweater and Cool Tak. See below:

Movies:

There should be a movie about me, but in the meantime sign me up for a marathon of Hello Dolly.

Television:

I should be on T.V. but since I'm not I enjoy nothing.

Books:

Again, I'm waiting to see if anyone writes a book about me. However I simply marvel at the Berenstain Bear collection.

Heroes:

The non-Jaundice Tom for creating myspace.