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fightmonkey

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About Me

I have a very short attention span and I am not all that bright. I have two VERY toublesome cats and two VERY troublesome nephews and a weird neice that is a princess who plays hockey and wears pink. I like drinking at the Dominion Tavern. I like hanging my nephews upside down so their money falls outta their pockets. I like monsters and comics. I like t-shirts. I miss the old days when Hull was a party. I like to take pictures of whatever strikes my fancy. I like roller derby girls. I like to sleep nekkid. I like to sleep nekkid with roller derby girls. I like skateboards but I suck at skating. I like to be free. I like to be free to ride. I like to be free to ride my machines without being hassled by the man. and I like to get loaded! I like a strong black woman with a big ol' back. I like fishing. I am lazy. I am travel friendly. I like BOOBIES. I like Godzilla. I like cowgirls. I like melting stuff, shooting stuff and making stuff. I Rawk and I Roll. I like vintage. I like cute little fuzzy bunnies. I like cocobutter. I like nudie bars, I like antiques, , water pistols and salteen crackers, sushi, hot rods, coffee, beef jerky and really old people. I am antisocial and a social butterfly. I like nurses. I like peeing my friend's names in the snow. I have much more art that I just haven't gotten around to getting up, the lazy sod that i am...... I would love to relax for a living.... I hate traffic, downtown business districts, and boogers. I hate dill pickles, olives and parking tickets. I hate pimples and traffic cops. I hate hornet stings, stubbing my toe and paying bills. blah blah blah...


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My Interests

creativity, fishing. Frankenstein, bikes, drawing, kindess to animals, cleaning up the environment, Godzilla, pinups, 50, protecting nature, the Wolf man, bulldogs, fist fights. beer. not littering. Asia, muscle cars. porn. old clothes. moonshine. gas pumps, the 60s, shooting tin cans, t-shirts. tattooed girls, classic cars, leather, Sasquatch, crashing stuff, boobies, the 70s. old license plates, farms, candle lit dinners and long walks on the beach ha ha ha!!! pull my finger J'AMOUR LES PETS DE SOEURS

I'd like to meet:

artists, models, musicians, bulldogs, pinup girls, weirdos, monkeys, painters, strippers, designers, cats, nurses, seamstresses, coolies, pimps, speedsters, elephants, illustrators, dancers, a pick up truck fulla hookers, BOOBIES, performers, fishermen, writers, fish, naked ladies, campers, rednecks, hikers, crashers, fried chicken, lizards, naked ladies, birds, environment friendly folks, I am interested in sellers of VINTAGE CLOTHING as I hope to open an import/export/retail shop in Japan... etc...

Music:

should make you wanna stomp your heel and kick some shit and touch some boobies. The Ramones and The Monsters and The Dead Brothers and The Double Pumpers and Priestess and anything with a Banjo works for me... oh yeah! and Sammy Davis Jr. the list is too long to go on

Movies:

are fast, naked and bloody and have lots of monsters and Zombies and killing.

Television:

YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME, TABERNAC!!! Daisy Duke and fishing shows. Sanford and Son, Hilarious House of Frightenstein, Get Smart, My name is Earl. Cinquante Labatt! Rock and Roll!

Books:

are hard. stay in school, kids.

Heroes:

my nephews and my niece. my brother - he got all the brains. and Shigeru Mizuki and Vincent Price.