One person orgies, Genius, Madness, Passion, Suffering You are not the boss of me.
Fellow Badasses.
I am totally Keith Moon's groupie.
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Classic Rock, Punk Rock, Glam Rock, Funk Rock, Hard Rock, Prog Rock- I just like stuff that rocks... I love oversexed pretty boy frontmen, guitar gods and madman drummers (is there any other kind?), and all their self indulgent 17 minute solos. I love beautiful voices that come from not-so-beautiful men: Willie Nelson, Roy Orbison, Neil Young, David Crosby. I love chicks that rock: Joan Jett, Debbie Harry, Chrissy Hynde, Heart, Stevie Nicks, Luscious Jackson, Pat Benetar. Then there's the old school OG in me, flashing back with NWA, Big Daddy Kane, Grandmaster Flash, Slick Rick, Too Short, 2 Live Crew, Public Enemy, Run DMC, 2Pac, LL Cool J and the Genius that is Snoop. And whodovoodoo? I DO!
Groundhog Day, Evil Dead, They Live, Charade, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Wayne's World, Dazed and Confused, Half Baked, Grease, Office Space, The Goonies, Austin Powers, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Some Like It Hot, Pirates of the Caribbean, Meet Joe Black, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Interview with the Vampire, Swingers, The Matrix, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Run Lola Run, Friday, The Sixth Sense, The Omen, To Kill a Mockingird, Roman Holiday, Nightmare on Elm Street, North By Northwest, Vertigo, The Philadelphia Story, Scary Movie, The Jerk, Arsenic & Old Lace, Harvey, It's a Wonderful Life, The Grapes of Wrath, All About Eve, The Women, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Maltese Falcon, Key Largo, Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte, Spies Like Us, Airplane, Dolomite, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Xanadu, The Pirate Movie, Popeye the Movie, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Anchorman, The Bicycle Thief, Team America: World Police, The Pirate Movie, Better Off Dead, any hardcore bulldozer porn flick.
The Simpsons, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, Family Guy, Letterman, Conan, Craig Ferguson, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, CSI, Seinfeld, The Kids in the Hall, What Not to Wear, Absolutely Fabulous
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Fargo Rock City, Stranger in a Strange Land, 1984, Brave New World, Steppenwolf, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lost Horizon, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Paradise Lost, Doctor Zhivago, Where the Sidewalk Ends............What the deuce?...................Welcome to ThunderDome..... Level 2
...a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
..........................The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
Not you, you suck! I'm sorry, just kidding. You suck! Ha, no, really, you do. Like, really a lot. Somebody had to tell you. I hope we can still be friends. Just kidding! You suck!