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contraband haberdasher

34 DD....got 15 stitches in my knee.

About Me

I like to hang out with our Dark Lord - he let's me call him Satan. We're both existentialists and gardening enthusiasts. Sometimes we like to cook up tempura and doughnuts with his Fry Daddy. We also make homemade ice cream. We're both NPR junkies who love Wait, Wait Don't Tell me and Satan has a crush on Terry Gross - but don't tell anyone. msprm name="movie"

My Interests

Rock and/or Roll; expanding my vocabulary and snagging tidbits of philologically interesting knowledge; Politics; Protecting the enviroment and playing my part to reduce global warming; The Bill of Rights; Spandex; Scheming; Shaking my booty to the Humpty Dance with good friends; Sewing; Trivial Pursuit

I'd like to meet:

OLD LADIES IN SPANDEX. PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DANCE AND DON'T LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES DOING IT. ANYONE WHO CAN KICK MY ASS. DID I MENTION OLD LADIES IN SPANDEX? ESPECIALLY THOSE. ANYONE WITH LARGE OR IMPRESSIVE ALBUM COLLECTIONS. ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE FINE ART OF WASHING DISHES, TREATS HER OR HIS POTS AND PANS WITH TLC, SEES THE POETRY OF HOUSE CLEANING AND DECLARES WAR ON LIME SCALE AND DUSTY BASEBOARDS. My Father and Bootsy Collins

Music:

RIDE, The Clientele, bloc party, The Stone Roses, Arvo Part, Sea Ray, VIVA L'AMERICAN DEALTH RAY, Belle and Sebastian, Clinic, The Clash, Benjamin Britten, Interpol, Altered Images, Grant Lee Buffalo, Big Country, Rasputina, The Jam, The Kingston Trio, Dirty Johhny and the Makebelieves, The Means, The Human League, Edvard Grieg, The Kinks, The Cooper Temple Clause, Stellastarr*, The Shins, The Charlatans, The High Strung, Spiritualized, Cornershop, Asian Dub Foundation, The Stills, The Darkness, David Bowie, J.S. Bach, Echo & the Bunneymen, Blur, Galaxie 500, The Hollies, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Hidden Cameras, Felt, The Icicle Works, XTC, Depeche Mode, The Clash, Supergrass, Pale Saints, My Bloody Valentine, Death in Vegas, The Long Pigs, Duran Duran, Inxs, Bella Bartok,Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, The Stratford 4, Pixies, REM pre '97, Magnetic Fields, The Kingston Trio, Lush, The Libertines, The Walkmen, Pavement, Longwave, Northern State, Bauhaus, The Thrills, Primal Scream, Ballboy, Junior Senior, Death in Vegas, The Breeders, The Bluetones, The Fixx, Campag Velocet, The Sea & , The Waxwings, The Smiths, The Replacements, The Verve, Joy Division Slowdive, Bunny, The Cure, Pulp, The Carlsonics, Air, The Church, The Ponys, Slick Rick, Gustav Mahler, THE DEPARTURE, The Cranberries, The Killers, The Stills, early Dolly Parton, Clifton Chenier, Lil Pocket Knife, King of Woolworths, Grant Lee Phillips, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Rifles, Electrelane, The Chills, De La Soul, Jurassic 5, Guided By Voices, Explosions in the Sky, Sun Kil Moon, The Plimsouls, The Psychedelic Furs, Sondre Lerche, New Rhodes, The Delays, The Bees, Gang of Four, New Order, Art Brut, Astral, The Rolling Stones, The Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, The Animals, Brazil 66, Battle, The Futureheads, The Eaves, The Purrs, The Buffseeds, The Meshback Hats, The Inspiral Carpets, They Might Be Giants, Franz Ferdinand, Mystery Jets, The Zombies, Shadowy Men, Doo Wop and a little Zydeco, Tom Vek, Weezer, The Gris Gris, John Denver, Astral, Apartment, Wire Train, The Cocteau Twins, The Rakes, Thomas Dolby, Medicine, Louis XIV, Cartel, The National, Go! Team, The Capitol Years, VHS or Beta, Dirty on Purpose, Say Hi to your Mom, Film School,The Skids, The Dead Milkmen, Stars, Yaz, The Lime Spiders, Truckstop Chianti, Bob Costas Goes to the Olympics, Roxy Music, Panda Bear, Levy, etc...

Movies:

My top three movies in this order: 1) Cries and Whispers by Ingmar Bergman, 2) In the Mood for Love by Wong Kar Wai 3) Out of Africa by Sydney Pollack. Coming in fourth is Mr. Mom, starring Micheal Keaton; Bernardo Bertolucci can suck an egg. The more Korean Films I watch, the more disturbed I become. I like foreign language films regardless, because even if a film sucked, it probably diverged from the Hollywood model and forced me to be analytical at some point in its duration. Also included on my list of favorite movies: Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson films; National Lampoon's European Vacation, Unstrung Heroes; Spinal Tap; Dogma Films (The Celebration, Italian for Beginners, Breaking the Waves); Trois Couleurs; Pretty much anything with Meryl Streep - I love her!; Wet, Hot American Summer; The Big Lebowski; The Piano and other Jane Campion Films; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Wim Wenders' stuff; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Hysterical Blindness; Blow Dry; Teen Witch; Coming to America; Jesus' Son; Muriel's Wedding; He Died with a Falafel in his Hand; Films by Rainer Werner Fassbinder; Amelie; John Hughes' films; Capturing the Friedmans; Quills; The Burbs; Lost in Translation; Falcons; Loving Glances; Napoleon Dynamite; Welcome to the Dollhouse; The Piano Teacher/Michael Hanneke films;

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous; The State; Strangers with Candy; Mr. Show; Are You Being Served; The Upright Citizens Brigade; RENO 911!; Curb Your Enthusiasm; Will & Grace; The Ricky Lake Show: Weave Wars episode; I Heart the 80s; Mr. Bean; Charlie Rose; Tracy Takes On; NOW (formerly with Bill Moyers)now with David Bancaccio; NOVA; A&E; TLC; and The Discovery Channel specials; Kids Incorporated; Kidd Video and the Flipside

Books:

All the Kings Men; The Plague; Kurt Vonnegut; Dorothy Parker; Edith Wharton; Albert Camus; I know this makes me a dork, but I love Pride and Predjudice; The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky; Heroditus; Hesiod; Homer; The Dark is Rising Chronicles; Nancy Drew; Dostoyevsky; Political Humor by Al Franken; Anne Sexton; Reflections on a Gift of Watermelon Pickle; The Yellow Wall Paper; The Story of an Hour; A Series of Unfortunate Events; Elfriede Jelinek novels; Kate Chopin; a lot of non fiction stuff - especially regarding ancient history, international relations, human anthropology, biology, and linguistics. I also like art history books - especially of the college text book variety.

Heroes:

Thomas Paine - these are indeed the times that try men's souls. Malificent.

My Blog

craigslist

Thanks to Alex, I was browsing the missed connections section of craigslist. It made me guffaw:   Large-breasted brunette at Trader Joe's - m4w - 30 Reply to: [email protected]:...
Posted by contraband haberdasher on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:03:00 PST

Dont let the door hit you on the ass

On the downside, these won't be quite as funny. As I tried to post this blog yesterday, I had a small note saying that they used a Gorky's Zygotic Mynci song inbetween segments on Marketplace yeste...
Posted by contraband haberdasher on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:13:00 PST

What the hell?

Am I like the only person who doesn't like Ryan Adams? They keep playing his shitty new songs on woxy.com and NPR gave the album a complete blow job review, if the reviewer had bee any more fulsome in...
Posted by contraband haberdasher on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:41:00 PST

a good chuckle (or two) at 1:00 AM Friday, July 27

As part of researching my thesis paper, I am currently reading Art & Existentialism by Arturo B. Fallico. About midway through page 12 in the first chapter, "Philosophy & Existentialism", I de...
Posted by contraband haberdasher on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:28:00 PST

The British Museum - The Mexico Room

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Yaxchilán lintel 24Maya, Late Classic period (AD 600-900)From Yaxchilán, Mexico The scene represents a bloodletting ritual per...
Posted by contraband haberdasher on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:42:00 PST

Dear Governor Strickland,

Thank you for vetoing the portion of the state budget that would fund abstinence-only education. Your approach to this issue showed much pragmatism. Abstinence deserves a place in the teaching of sexu...
Posted by contraband haberdasher on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:41:00 PST

To Whom It May Concern

I still have the beer coaster that you gave me.
Posted by contraband haberdasher on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:15:00 PST

Seacruise BBQ - OOOO WEEE

Where: Shanaha's and Amy's Apartment - please email for directions and address When: Saturday, May 12, starting approximately at 4:30 pm Dress Attire: Sea Cruise, Gay (and straight) Pirate, Nautical, ...
Posted by contraband haberdasher on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

Blackoutfest and Costa Rica Photos

Blackoutfest: http://www.flickr.com/photos/11399755@N00/sets/7215760011832 5872/   Costa Rica: http://www.flickr.com/photos/11399755@N00/sets/7215760011817 5753/...
Posted by contraband haberdasher on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:30:00 PST

hahahaha

In reaction to Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe appearing nude on stage in the play Equus: Dr. James Dobson of the "Focus on the Family" Institute expressed his organization's outrage at what they ...
Posted by contraband haberdasher on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:39:00 PST