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I am here for Friends

About Me

The darling of forlorn 40 something divorced men since 2003
BEST QUOTE EVER:
"People content with low-grade tableware can only produce low-grade food. People raised on low-grade food can only become low-grade people" --Rosanjin

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the furry and winged...

the short and funny...

the magical and menacing...

the segmented and octopedic...

Warning- If you subscribe to Atkins, I consider Dr. Atkins my personal nemesis. I have little tolerance for his followers and may bludgeon you with a stale baguette (it would be for your own good.) I also look forward to an introduction to Ronald Reagan in the afterlife.

My Blog

I will be seeing these guys on friday

 You should also do the same.   http://www.myspace.com/childbite
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 15:39:00 GMT

RIP dear Nokia

It is with a heavy heart and bitter tears that I must announce to all of you that my beloved Nokia of 6 years has finally perished. It was truly a tough phone and dedicated to servicing me well. My b...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 22:42:00 GMT

The BAD ASS birthday blog

Ok, not really bad ass but it sounded good. Thanks to my recent obsession with entering a new decade most of you already know that Friday is my 30th birthday. The celebration will take place on t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:54:00 GMT

Once again...

Michelle has done something makes me stay up later than planned.  I was just getting ready to shut off the computer and I notice I have a new comment from her to read her blog. (those of you...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 23:25:00 GMT

I should really be in bed

yes, i should be in bed sleeping because I have to get up in six hours pretend to be accomodating and like people...but no.  I have fallen in the YouTube hole once again.  This time I h...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:02:00 GMT

this too shall pass....

was the moral of a fable written by a very dear friend of mine in undergrad who sadly I no longer speak to.  I can't remember the story well enough to tell it and do it justice so I will rely on ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:29:00 GMT

the sky is falling

at least in my apartment it is.  After spending the last 4 days at my mom and dad's watching the pooches, I came home late tonight to find a giant soggy patch of ceiling had fallen on the bathroo...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 22:22:00 GMT

God damn it stop messing with my candy

OK, normally I don't blog while at work but I need to vent. As I am pretending to be a productive member of this department it will be brief.  The holidays are upon us.  As a resu...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:54:00 GMT

Ferocious Toilet

  Among my wide and varied issues is one concerning restrooms and showers.  I loath dirty bathrooms especially those of the public variety.  While I was still working in outside sales I...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:24:00 GMT

5 years later

It has been nearly 5 since you left.  I had no idea that 2 hour long distance phone conversation would be the last time we would talk or that e-mailed Christmas card would be the very last t...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:25:00 GMT