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Fishnet Candy

My life is like a car and it just lost the brakes - Ebony Browne, R.I.P 1/26/07

About Me

unpredictable,simultaneously serious/responsible and madcap/wild sassy, loquacious, extroverted, bookish, utterly contradictory gemini with an irreverent sense of humor. Over-educated and underemployed. Borrowed a lot of money to buy a fancy education, still haven't paid for it, so not sure who owns the intellectual property rights. Trying to figure if i can be smart on my own time, or if the bank can sue my ass. Prone to regrettable moments of intellectual arrogance. Love coffee, cigarettes, beer, whiskey neat, pretty boys and girls, and can't stand moralistic types who wanna preach about my bad habits. They are my habits dammit, leave 'em alone. Oh, and i swear a lot...mouth-monitoring not enforced and I'm fresh outta give-a-shit on that point as well. Dabbler/writer, groove-thang shaker, boundary-pusher. Sometime bitch, drama-mama, and raging pain in the ass when confronted with an abundance of bullshit, or merely annoyed. Relentlessly loyal, tactlessly honest. Head in the sand romantic but I ain't lookin for love on myspace. Big Fan of Nate C_________, and the elves who actually made me my "I'm Not Bitter" t-shirt.
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My Interests

jackassery and mayhem, shoes with serious bitch-heels, bdsm, japanese pop-art, erotica, pin-up girls, wierd-ass marching bands, MUSIC, strippers and beer, writing short stories (CHECK OUT OUR WRITERS FORUM at the profile name Sonic Medusa), burningman, fire-sculpture, political bitching and moaning with a dose of actual activism, Bush-bashing, feminism, knitting circles, tattoos, going out in costume, MUSIC, fearless people, grant-writing, subversion of all varieties, books galore, that wierd feeling of "falling up" when i'm looking at the stars, MUSIC, dance, that one guy with the pretty smile, things that go BOOM, quality naked time.

Music:

FORMATIVE YEARS: The Cure, Fugazi, All things 60's (hippy parents), MC5, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Siouxie and the Banshees, Nina Hagen, Tones on Tails, Bauhaus, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedy's, The Germs, The Cramps, Poison Idea, The Damned, Verbal Abuse, Operation Ivy, Dwarves, Minor Threat, Social Distortion, Blondie, The Pixies, The Pogues, Sonic Youth, Shonen Knife The Stooges, Bowie, The Police, Frank Zappa, The Ramones, Vomit Launch, The Breeders, Steel Pole Bathtub, Fishbone, Mr. Bungle, Sly and the Family Stone, Earth Wind and Fire, Last Poets. Er, my roots were a little punk rock. I have indeed expanded my musical tastes, but damn i still love it fast and hard ;)MORE RECENTLY: tons of myspace finds...Sweden is on fire, gotta pack me a bag and go. Front de Boeuf, SIDHARTA! FUN TIMES! The Pantsuckers, Psychowitches, Sonic Farm, The Makeouts, Trucker, Part-Time Posers, Chapstick,MAKE ME VERY FUCKING HAPPY I LOVE MUSIC. Also enjoy heck outta Creech Holler, The Roots, Black Eyed Peas, Gorillaz,Le Tigre, Storm and the Balls, Gillian Welch, Vivaldi, Tripolar, Drummatica, Goldfrapp, Deluka, Hoyt Axton, the Kills, Kaito, Man or Astroman, Buffalo Daughter, Blonde Redhead, Sparklehorse, Beethoven, Asylum Street Spankers, Postal Service, Mississippi John Hurt, The Boredoms, Helio Sequence, Ambulance LTD, Secret Machines, Hank III, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, The Starlite Mints, Imperial Teen, Modest Mouse, The Snuggle Ups, Paper Cameras, Bishop Allen, Sleater-Kinney, Team Dresch, The Makers. Music is life, you get the idea.

Movies:

Don't know. Mind froze up permanently after Nate made me watch "Super Squirters". That was some spectacularly bad porn, I may not recover from hysterical blindness.Absolutely love Johnny Depp, even if he has that "hey, I'm wearing a quirky hat to detract from my perfectness" thing goin on. Secretary...that movie was HOT.

Television:

THE MIGHTY BOOSH! YEAH! I wouldn't kick Vince Noir outta bed, huh uh.

Books:

I'm not even gonna touch this one. Books are my passion, despite some of the incredibly inane crap i have subjected myself to (for instance, i have a top 500 sci-fi list that should qualify me for some kind of geek award) I want to live in a library, just have me a little cot in a corner somewhere.

Heroes:

Rest in peace my love. http://www.soundestuary.com/ebony_browne/ebony_home.html

My Blog

Ebony music online

The mother-effin wonderful "Nurse Matty" has posted Ebony's music at the following URL. Matt...THANKS! Nymphomaniac Pyromaniac Sexfiend is one of the best songs ever written...hahahaha love ya Eb! Exc...
Posted by Lola Wants on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

EBONY BROWNE MEMORIAL SERVICE

EBONY BROWNE MEMORIAL SERVICE AT THE HOME OF SARAH RANUIO 3931 SE MAIN STREET PORTLAND OREGON 97214 SATURDAY JAN. 3 10 AM-TILL WE DROP FORMAL PROCEEDINGS AT 2 PM WE HAVE CD'S OF HER MUSIC, PHOTOS FOR ...
Posted by Lola Wants on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:48:00 PST

Done Used Up All My Words

My closest and best loved friend died tonight while holding my hand after an epic battle with cancer. Besides the love and the ache in my heart I've got nothing left
Posted by Lola Wants on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

Devil Wind

I've been working hard all day in a hot country sun and my sweaty thighs are jealous of the evenin' breeze. As I sit on the porch in the midst of all this green wonder, the breeze starts to get jealou...
Posted by Lola Wants on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST

Top 10 Reasons Why Glitter Messages SUCK

1. If you send glitter messages, you are a complete fucktard. 2.Repeat Number one nine more times, assuming you can count that high.Then stop sending this inane shit and aspire to be more than a fucki...
Posted by Lola Wants on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:14:00 PST

The Last Time I Fell in Love

short and sweet just like you really wanted it tonight you communicate your wordless orders faithfully with empty metallic precision... "let go" - no questions asked - of what? I might add.. myse...
Posted by Lola Wants on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST

Fuck Around Theatre

Fuck Around Theatre In the interest of any possible historical examination of my life, or just to mortify currently imaginary offspring, I feel the need to write about some of my more epic moments o...
Posted by Lola Wants on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:09:00 PST

Just Another Trip to the Store

A Story by Tiffany and (surreptiously) by her Papa th' Jonster Monster. I was a green and variously blue, orange,green , blue, take your pick... haired teenager living in a remote trailor in...
Posted by Lola Wants on Thu, 18 May 2006 03:28:00 PST

Shucks Ma, My First Sex Party

Shucks Ma, My First Sex Party       Rules, weve got us some rules around here, I intoned with a feigned sense of authority as Don and I perused the Erotic Ball and Art Sh...
Posted by Lola Wants on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:28:00 PST

City Girl in the Country Pt. 1

Been on the family farm for 2 weeks now, recovering from the bitter/twisted dissolution of my partnership with the Nimby and Artfag Mafia folks. After 14 years of city life, I just don't have any cont...
Posted by Lola Wants on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 06:46:00 PST