As a youngster I, Bumpsy the Dancing Clown first performed in a vaudeville acrobatic act with my brothers, but at 16 I ended up joining the Barnum & Bailey Circus. I consider myself a prolific producing clown that is now the best god damn clown in the Ringling Bros. You hear that Hambone & Snowflake!! You may have seen my well-remembered routines such as the washing machine that would shrink people, the steam roller that seemed to flatten clowns and the "sawn in two" illusion. Maybe we can get together and twist some balloon animals...my favorite is the dog twist...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bumpsy The Dancing Clown
Birthday: Everyday That I'm in the Circus
Birthplace: Baraboo, Wisconsin
Current Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Eye Color: Green & Blue
Hair Color: Red
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Norwegian, Finnish, Dutch, Irish, German, French
The Shoes You Wore Today: Large Red Shoes With Bell on the Tip
Your Weakness: Whiskey
Your Fears: Snowflake when he drinks Vodka
Your Perfect Pizza: No Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Beat Hambone in the Trapeze Act
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hey Kids...You don't know me, do you want a balloon
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where did my pants go?
Your Best Physical Feature: My giant red nose and size 28 shoes
Your Bedtime:
Your Most Missed Memory: My Mother and her flaming unicorn act
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group dates with Ronald Macdonald
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes!
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Only For Children
Do you Shower Daily: No
Have you Been in Love: Twice
Do you want to go to College: Clown College
Do you want to get Married: I've been married twice...my first wife was stampeded by elephants...mainly coco the elephant
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in the small car
Do you think you are Attractive: Only with my make-up
Are you a Health Freak: Ask my Belly
Do you get along with your Parents: I never knew my father...he died while juggling knives
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Ukelele
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
&..39;In the past month have you been on :&..39;
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mall of America
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Twice
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'm afraid of Sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does a Ring Count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only if theres a high dive
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: I'm druink right now
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Eight times
Ever Shoplifted: Last night
3A' Yes
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Clown
What country would you most like to Visit: China
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Anything that will love a clown
Weight: Big
Best Clothing Style: Baggy
Number of I have taken: Seven
Number of CDs I own: None
Number of Piercings: Four
Number of Tattoos: Six
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything
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