josh - ProfilesArchive

About Me

also, i am:

full of warm secrets, like an antique clock built when peace filled the world.

i'm the kind've guy who spends a little extra on egyptian-cotton-wicked-high-thread count sheets when i get the mattress out of the alley.

it might look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine!!!

me, in college. easily, the best photo ever taken of me:

My Interests

monkey artists, the US womens volleyball team, genghis kahn, pirates, zombies, unicorns, mermaids, contemporary art with any of the afforementioned, banjos, photography, illustration, other artists and musicians.

I'd like to meet:

her
i want to date a girl with a big dog (dog must weigh in over 65 lbs) or maybe a hot mom (kid must weigh in under 65 lbs).

i'd like to meet anyone who says stuff like, "I have solved the black hole information paradox and I want to talk about it."

i'd also like to meet anyone else who washed dishes at red lobster in highschool and snuck naps in the back behind the dumpster.

Music:

coralie clement, nick drake, mississippi john hurt, gravenhurst, iron and wine, brown bird, bright eyes, explosions in the sky, owen, make believe, every bell and whistle, jawbeaker, jets to brazil, prince, her space holiday, mum, astor piazolla, hal hartley, lcd soundsystem, tilly and the wall, propagandhi, the weakerthans, r crumb and the cheap suit serenaders

here is my music:
http://myspace.com/woodpeckermusic

here is my friend roberts music:
http://www.myspace.com/lastv8interceptoror

here is my friend gregs music:
http://www.myspace.com/ppoonncceeddeelleeoonn

Movies:

closer. if you get a chance, watch this movie with my friend jamie, she provides an amazing discussion group afterwards. an inconvenient truth. the unbelievable truth. all hal hartley movies, though my favorite is probably simple men. the princess bride. on the edge. cube. just saw the descent - gotta love an all female cast battling cave demons.so i said versus a while ago and it still rulz. but i just saw "Wild Zero". the protagonist has an easy-riding, "rock-n-roll" blood brother and the zombies make out. when it was over i was like holy-hell, lets watch it again.

Television:

i used to watch Buffy with baited breath. but thats gone. spent some time with Lost but forget by the following week that i want to watch it again. home movies is a good time. arrested development was probably the funniest show ever on television.

Books:

arundati roy, haruki murakami, michael chabon, li-young lee, chuck palahniuk, kurt vonnegut, alice walker, fyodor dostoevsky, mark haddon, david sedaris, steve martin, emily carter, jacob steinbauer, studs turkel, howard zinn, james loewen, noam chomsky

Heroes:

steven colbert. jon stewart. amy goodman. mom.

My Blog

why i love the french and why you probably should too.

saw Kiss Me Deadly (mathrock turned dance from montreal) last night. the singer wore a red lamee body suit and sang sexily (which i guess means lots of squeaking). about half way through the set her m...
Posted by josh on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 09:00:00 PST

why home depot can suck my ass. and why it should suck yours too.

i'm not going to lie to you, guys, i've been drinking. yeah, at home. alone. drinking. i knew my cushy job wasn't gonna last forever, but it seems they really meant it when they said "temp". and then ...
Posted by josh on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:20:00 PST

i work at a huge corporation ...

hello Josh: I have talked to the IMAC team regarding this issue, there is no ticket for this installation. You need to click on the link below and fill out the form to have this drive installed. If...
Posted by josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST