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Matthew

Bulging, frog eyes are not attractive, and are particularly prone to weeping and damage.

About Me

I used to have the body of a turnip until I discovered the awesome power of necromancy. I was unstoppable! But then some dick trapped my spirit in a cow skull and stole my body that I stole. Man, that body was hella tight too.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

....Locate me on the aol instant messenger communtication network for instant communication at: Triagethirteen

Music:

HALCALI! Tsu Shi Ma Mi Re Metric Battles Takako Minnekawa The Eames Era Thee More Shallows

Movies:

Uhm, I like chick flicks, lol! Nothing I like more than cuddling with someone I really like and watching a movie! :) I love a scary movie if there is someone with me, otherwise I get too scared, heh. Favorite movies right now are prolly The Notebook, Mean Girls, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days and Just Like Heaven!

Television:

An Unsuitable Job for a Woman Pie in the Sky Waking the Dead Afterlife Numbers CSI

Books:

Reading requires effort, I wouldn't know anything about it.

Heroes:

Lysander, Proetho, Desette, Sir Kentaine, Waerjak

My Blog

"breaking the seal"

Certain species of Seal are naturally resistant totraining by humans. This is due to their wild, savage nature.However, with some patience and a steady supply of fresh fish, most seals *can* be traine...
Posted by Matthew on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:33:00 PST

New feature on monkeyassault

Now the galleries include drawrings! -ML
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:49:00 PST