I am a laid back guy who watches way too many movies. I am one optimistic mother-fucker and am usually in a good mood. I can chug a beer faster than you, I guarantee it. I am the pizza delivery guy who dumps garbage onto your lawn when you stiff me without good reason. I have a dog named Uno who enjoys not doing what I tell him to do, chewing my Guitar Hero controller (plus anything else of monetary or sentimental value), and having buttsex with his life partner Aries, he is awesome otherwise though. I am usually a pretty level-headed dude, but if you piss me off with your blatant ignorance and/or stupidity; I will more than likely inform you what fucking time it is. I enjoy good times, good people, good drinks, and good music, if you bring none of these to qualities to my life, get the fuck out. My girl Cyn is a constant source of my happiness, I am lucky to have her in my life. My sister Julie is my favorite person on the planet. These two ladies mean a whole hell of a lot to me, so if you decide to be stupid enough to fuck with them, you better be ready to fuck with me. I enjoy whole-hearted debates, not one sided arguments in which I can barely get a word in. I also like people who aren't Manipulative Cunts or Crazy Fucks. :D
