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Jerry

If I told you you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

About Me

Ok so. My name is Jerry and I am at a point in my life right now where I have to make some big choices that are going to change my life for good. I recently got kicked out of my parents house and am living with my friend Nick. I failed a piss test for the carpenters union and got kicked out. My drivers licence is suspended. The bronco I just bought is broke down, and to top it all off Im still about $15,000 in debt from an oxy contin addiction Im recovering from. So all in all Im in a pretty fucked situation. The question is what do I do about it?? I could take the bus to a minimum wage job forever. I don't think so. The only solution I am able to come up with is I am going to join the Army. 100% paid living, incredible benifits, $19k a year for the first 2 years (which is like 35k a year when you have to pay for living), free training in many different fields that will get you rewarding jobs when you get out, and if you don't find somthing you like in the Army, they will pay for your college. Let's just hope I don't get shot lol.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

My Interests

guns,girls,girls with guns,music,movies,fishing,baseball,off road vehicles,racing,camping,construction,ect.

I'd like to meet:

My real father, Maynard from tool,Jeniffer Aniston (mmmmmmmm), Hugh Hefner, Jonny Depp arrrrrrrrrgh, All the good players in major leauge baseball,Oh and God (if there is one).

Music:

Pretty much anything but I mainly listen to Country,Rock,and Rap. My favorite bands would have to be Tool,Kenny Chesney,Dierks Bently,Metallica,The Eagles,Garth Brooks,and System of a Down.

Movies:

Action, Drama, Suspense, Comedy,Horror,Ok I pretty much like it all.

Television:

Baseball,CSI,South Park,Family Guy,Spongebob,Ultimate fighters. pretty much just whatever.

Books:

I love to read. My all time favorite book series is probably Harry Potter. I also like to read war novels and such.

Heroes:

Friends and Family that helped me get to where I am today, I couldn't have done it without them. Especialy my Mom she has been there for me through the best of times and the worst of times, she never gave up on me.