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..Martyrdom, biomedical engineering, cannibalism, super-powers, books, music, Me, video games, explosives, and sammiches.
Sammiches(commonly referred to as "sandwhiches") are the pinnacle of food technology and symbolize the glory of the human race. Not only is it a good method for combining food, but just about anything else you can think of. In short, EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN SAMMICH FORM. Try it. Take anything good, and then sammich it. When you're done with that, send me a messege with your results.
Music:
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It works kind of like this: Industrial, Metal, Industrial-Metal, the oft-looked-down-upon so-called "nu-Metal", old fashioned Rock 'n Roll...OH!Oh!OMG, AND 80'S SYNTH-POP!
Nine Inch Nails, Otep, VNV Nation, KMFDM, Dr. Steel, The Cure, Collide, Dope Stars Inc., The Killers, Disturbed, Insane Clown Posse, STATIC-X, Skinny Puppy, Zeromancer, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Dope, Alice Cooper, Skold, Led Zepplin, StabbingBack, Opiate For The Masses, The Birthday Massacre, Mindless Self Indulgence, Collide, PM5K, Suicide Commando, Megadeth, L'amme Immortelle, Tool, Orgy, Chromeo, Error, Dio, Velvet Acid Christ, Rob Zombie, P.T. Grimm, The Deftones, Muse, The Way Down and How To Find It, Ladytron, Tori Amos, Black Sabbath, Cold, Marilyn Manson, Daft Punk, The Beatles, Garbage, The Hives, Sneaker Pimps, The Vines, Dream Evil, The Bloodhound Gang, Wink, Ministry, The White Stripes, Papa Roach(before Getting Away With Murder), Pink Floyd, Placebo, White Zombie, Progidy, Silverchair, Stabbing Westward, Daedelus, Staind, The Strokes, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, T.A.T.U., Tenacious D, In Flames, The Crystal Method, Union Underground, Bi-Polar, Swarm, Doll Factory, Voltaire, Front Line Assembly, Sonata Arctica and pretty much anything else that rocks.
Which does not include: afi, himsa, blink 182, greenday, sum 41, fallout boy, alice in chains, killing hannah, anything country, most rap, godsmack, bowling for soup, box car racer, chevelle, modest mouse, the clash, ozzy osbourne, coldplay, creed(I just want to make a special note that I double-plus hate creed), the rolling stones, paul mccartney, the doors, good charlotte, gorillaz, kiss, kittie, limp bizkit, anyone with " lil' " in front of their name, matchbox 20, the dave matthews band, mxpx, new found glory, nofx, o.a.r., pantera, pearl jam, rage against the machine, velvet revolver, weezer, or zwan.
Movies:
..28 Weeks Later, What the @!..$ Do We Know?, Sin City, Star Wars series, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, AVP, Aliens series, Predator series, The Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Hannibal, Starship Troopers, Grease, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Labyrinth, Dead Alive, Evil Dead series, Resident Evil series, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Return of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Fight Club, Field of Dreams, The Nightmare Before Christmas, I Robot, FLCL, The Butterfly Effect, A Scanner Darkly, and numerous others.
Better than talking about movies I like, is talking about movies I don't like. There are two of these, Donnie Darko and Napoleon Dynamite. First off, Donnie Darko. When this movie came out people were telling me that it had this magnificent story line that was really hard to wrap your head around, and that the protagonist was really neat. Some people even told me it changed the way the looked at the world. Naturally, I had high hopes for this movie. Man, was I sorely disappointed. The storyline wasn't really all that complex, and the only reason people thought Donnie was cool was because they all wished they could have psychosies like him(no offense Robbie). If you're going to choose an insane hero to worship, pick Batman, or Casey Jones(from the original TMNT comic books). The idea that the flow of time is predetermined is total bullshit. If people really believed that, then they'd do whatever the fuck they wanted, and it would be perfectly justified because that'd the way fate decided it. It's the perfect way to escape responsibility. The only person who makes your decisions is you, wield this power carefully. Napoleon Dynamite is slightly better. I think it's worth watching, once. This is the kind of movie they make for stoners. The only difference is that Napoleon Dynamite stars white people, not black gangstas, so you don't have to feel guilty about liking it. Therefore, everyone who likes Napoleon Dynamite is a hate mongering, right wing, racist, neo-con. I'd bet you voted Bush, you nazi.
Television:
..Television robs life of it's wonderment. It makes Our brains nothing but abandoned ruins. It makes Our lives seem boring. It makes everyone We know seem fat and ugly. It makes Us seem stupid. It makes everything We do feel totally, utterly, worthless. And We love it.We love feeding on information without hunting for it. We love the illusion of control from the remote. We love the mindlessness of being controlled without the indignation of having to register it. We love the fantastic situations, people, and locales without the fantastic imagination to create it Ourselves. We love watching others do what We want to do. We love how that's the very thing that prevents Us from doing it. We love to rot.Stop loving TV. Stop emulating fiction. Stop fearing stranger. Stop being Self-conscious. Stop comparing Ourselves, Our situations, and Our actions to those of others, real or make-believe. Stop hating reality.Stop quoting. Just stop. Speak instead.Don't let surrealism exist only in a box. Pack up an AK and head to a crowded public place. Start running nude down the street. Start singing in the rain, in public. Start talking to strangers. Do what the winds tell Us. Travel across the country on a whim. Do Everything. Regret nothing. Don't wait!Start loving life.
Books:
..The Steppenwolf(Herman Hesse's masterpiece. Everyone should read this book, it quite literally changed my life), 1984, Brave New World, The Stars My Destination, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, Cryptonomicon, Stranger In a Strange Land, Snow Crash, Out of the Silent Planet, That Hideous Strength, Perelandria, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Dark Tower series, The Lord of the Rings series, The Hobbit, Starship Troopers, Lord of Light, The Fountainhead, The Fabric of the Cosmos, and Alice in Wonderland. That's all I can remember for now, I used to read TONS, but not so much anymore. I'm starting to get back in the habit, and need good books to satisfy my brain's burning desire for more....brainy-ness.
Don't tell me you don't read books and try to justify it. Ever. You are nothing more than the walking dead.
I want somebody to explain to me what is good about The Catcher In The Rye. I read that book and thought it was terrible. If Holden Caulfield was a real person he would make it into one of the top 10 places on my hit list. This is the only book I would condone a massive burning party for. Now that's saying a lot considering how much I value the written word.
Heroes:
..Al Gore, Jesus, Dr. Martin Luthor King Jr., Che Guevara, Buddha, Mahatma Ghandi, Dennis Kuccinich, Maddox, Paul Newman, Seth McFarlain, and Jimmy Urine's hair.
Jesus is a hero of mine because of a)his messege of peace and goodwill b)how strongly he held his convictions c)he's the ultimate con-man, he managed to convince millions of people that he was the son of God. I, however, do not condone christianity in general. Especially when it gets hijacked and twisted to benefit special interests and political powers. And I want somebody to show me exactly where in the bible where it says, "thou shall not abort[a fetus]." I will also use this time to point out that a fetus is not a baby, otherwise it would be called a baby.
Secondly, for those of you who haven't heard of him, Dennis Kuccinich rocks, but is a little too crazy to make it to the Presidential office, even for a Democrat. Al Gore is your next president(assuming you're not a communist(because we all know that socialism is the EXACT same thing as communism, and America is the last bastion of democratic capitalism hope(and thus, all mankind))). If you didn't know that, then you should have paid more attention in
Future Class. Goddamned punk-ass kids.
