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Brett Somers

SCUBA BOOBA!!!!

About Me

I love to canoodle with miscellaneous celebrities and munch on some McDonalds!!!! DON'T MESS!!!!

My Interests

Coming up with witty responses to Gene Rayburn's silly questions. Chowing down on Mickey Dee's tidbits. SMOKING!!!! img src="http://www.markridder.org/tgp/symbols/images/cigarette. jpg"

I'd like to meet:

Harvey Birdman, the creator of the fireplace.

Music:

NWA, Andrews Sistas, Lil' Kim, Kriss Kross, Kotton Mouth Kings, Toxic Narcotic, Stephen Hawking singing in the shower, The Skeleton, The Dead Milkmen.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol.2(I think I resemble Pai Mei), Year Without a Santa Claus, Anything with Bruce Campbell, Kazaam!

Television:

Match Game, Match Game '75, Match Game PM.

Books:

A Million Little Pieces, Everyone Poops, The Chronic- (what!?) -cles of Narnia, Dianetics.

Heroes:

Charles Nelson Reilly, Fannie Flagg, Wendy O, Gene Rayburn, Richard Dawson, Rosie O'Donnell, THE HAMBURGLER AND MAYOR McCHEESE!!!!