About Me
Well hello there, dingbats. My name is Gene Rayburn, and if you have watched this game show called Match Game, then I bet you know who I am! You'd better or you have a serious problem. Of course, I am in heaven right now since I passed away a few years ago. But that didn't stop me from using a computer in heaven and getting this website called MySpace. So what else... oh yeah, well Match Game was fun and I enjoyed working with celebrities such as Brett Somers, Charles Nelson Reilly, Richard Dawson (until he stopped smiling), Fannie Flagg, Betty White, and many more! I had fun hosting Match Game, and I wanted to host the revival in the early 90's, but those stupid dingbats rejected me and gave the job to some guy named Ross Shafer. He was okay at least, but the later revival in 1998 with that Michael Burger fellow was even worse. Watching it made me want to seriously end my life that badly, that's how horrible it was. And he is such a damn pussy that he is desperately trying to humiliate me now! But he's just pathetic. So yeah, I didn't really do much after my version of Match Game went off the air, aside from appearing as a guest on shows like What's My Line, To Tell The Truth, and Password Plus. One really horrible show was the Match Game-Hollywood Squares hour, which I hosted. But instead of Peter Marshall, that idiot Bowzer ended up hosting the Hollywood Squares part. And I seriously fucking hated him for that. That stupid spiky-haired freak! And I also hosted Break The Bank, which was such utter crap that I was glad to leave. So there you go, that's my life in a nutshell. Any questions? Eh, just get to the part where you comment on my site and tell me how wonderful I am.
