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Grant

duxboy

About Me

I always take the path of least resistance. i think t-shirts and internet porn are the best inventions of the last century. the guys from Maroon 5 are douche bags. jumping jacks are the most pointless exercise of all time. i've been punched in the face one time. i am not trying to get into the pants of every girl i talk to. i haven't striven for anything in over 2 years. i can't see the fun in hurting things. every carrot i eat tastes different from the last carrot i ate. i have a sore neck every morning after i have been dancing. fake boobs have my approval. who gives the green light to make all these shitty movies? Getting good grades in high school was the biggest waste of time. i love puns.

My Interests

scooter cruises, trampolines, eating 8th south tacos, meth, throwing dirtclods, dogs, jumping stuff, indian wrist burns.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Colbert, Justin Timberlake, Jesus, Carlos Boozer, Sean Connery, Christian Bale, Bill Murray, Your Mom.

Music:

The Smiths, The Shins, Radiohead, Of Montreal, Talking Heads, James Taylor, The New Pornographers, Kean, Pinback, Postal Service, Apples in Stereo, Ben Folds, The Samples, Nick Drake, Belle and Sebastian, Built to Spill, REM, Travis, Weezer, Ben Kweller, Justin Timberlake, Cure, Toad the Wet Sprocket, The Sundays, Pet Shop Boys, Mates of State, Frente!, Grandaddy, Beatles, Kings of Convenience...

Movies:

Snatch, Fight Club, Star Wars(original), Royal Tannenbaums, About a Boy, Lost in Translation, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones, Spinal Tap, Band Of Brothers, some James Bond, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, office space, the life aquatic, Orange County, A Few Good Men, Garden State, 5th Element, Lord of the Rings, Wedding Crashers, Rushmore, Joe vs The Volcano, Dumb and Dumber, The Departed, The Godfather, What About Bob...

Television:

Arrested Development, The Office, Seinfeild (still), My Name is Earl, M*A*S*H, Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Monty Python, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Books:

If its that great, I'll watch the movie.

Heroes:

Capt. Jean Luc Picard UFP