amelita

"I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw....Let's not quibble! I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess...Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it....I'm as pure as the driven slush...I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it...I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me...If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner...I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone....I thought I told you to wait in the car.” TB