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About Me

Well before my protractor was discovered by a teacher and confiscated I was very popular for a short time in first grade for my apparent ability to draw perfect circles with a pencil. Much later in college, I would be crowned with the moniker, High Snow Lord of the Blowlands (there's an innocent story behind this - I was snorting cocaine for charity.) Having fun and laughing in whatever I happen to be doing, sometimes in those serious situations as well. Aside from the rapist wit, I also enjoy reading and learning about topics that I found no interests in during school. When I can I also mix these topics of nerdery with a healthy dose of going out to keep me at a balanced medium. Oh yeah dont be scared if I bomb your set with some random shit. Its all in good fun really, this mind just wanders sometimes like your grandma on Quaaludes.

My Interests

I build tents in my living room while watching cartoons and eating cereal. When I am not doing that I do enjoy letting go and taking a few risks every now and then because it makes me appreciate life. Being on boards wether they be wake, surf or snow are long time interests. The occasional roadtrip and hike have always been fun, as well as rock climbing, when I can find the time. I also love to talkpoliticsand religion especially at the dinner table and Im always down to hear and share conspiracy theories . as well.

I'd like to meet:

High five for Jesus, Keep makin them like this.

Ideally I want to meet alot of fun and intelligent people to learn from and most of whom Id meet I would like to eventually call my friends . People who are down to earth, who have unique interests, well rounded and who have dreams and persuits are most welcome. Id opt to meet people with a sense of humor . But you best keep on them toes around me though Ive been known plot your unsuspecting doom .

Music:

Movies:

Documentaries.
The occasional comedy and of course martial arts flicks . Anything with an interesting plot or a message behind it.

Television:

Masterminds, Ninja Warrior, and Everest: Beyond The Limit are my guilty pleasures when I do watch.

Books:

Currently its, "Kama Sutra For Christians" (you'd be surprised how many missionary positions there are!)

Heroes:

Carl Jung. Edwin Hubble. Bill Hicks. Laird Hamilton. Carlos Casteneda. Noam Chomsky. Robert Banks. Muhammad Ali. Of course Dad.

My Blog

Totally dope blanket fort.

Yes, I know what you're saying, "Dude, that blanket fort fucking sucks." That would not be the first time I've heard such short-sighted criticism. It's structural integrity is dubious at best and ther...
Posted by ST. IVES on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:56:00 PST

Things to consider when calling Tech Support...

Hi! I'm your Technical Support Rep. I have a considerable amount of control over one or more important aspects of your daily life: television, telephone, and internet. Sometimes one, sometimes all thr...
Posted by ST. IVES on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:41:00 PST

To all of my Neighbors...

You people drive me fucking insane. Crazy Tweeker Manager- You are in your 50s. Mini skirts are not OK. I know you have kept a trim body through years of meth use but no one wants to see it. Speaking...
Posted by ST. IVES on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:36:00 PST

Join the resistance.

Falling in love is the ultimate act of revolution and resistance to today's tedious, socially restrictive, cultrally constrictive, patently ridiculous world.Love changes the very confines of our world...
Posted by ST. IVES on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Seduction of Image

Whatever each us may be looking for, we all tend to chase our desires by pursuing images: symbols of the things we desire the most. Some of us buy leather jackets when we want rebellion and danger. Ot...
Posted by ST. IVES on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:01:00 PST

Reminiscing thats all.

Remember when you were 12 years old and how differently time passed back then versus now? One summer was a whole lifetime and each day that passed was as a month does for you now. Everything was new a...
Posted by ST. IVES on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Secret Worlds

The lives we lead or the lives we wish we led . . . . This world, the so-called real world, is just a front. If you pull back the curtains youll see the libraries are all filled with runaways w...
Posted by ST. IVES on Tue, 09 May 2006 01:34:00 PST

An opinion of religion and monism

"Our word religion comes from the Latin definition "bound together". A successful religion is one that binds together all the fundamental rhythms that each of us experiences: the personal rhythm of th...
Posted by ST. IVES on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear person in the Islands Resturant bathroom,

While I don't make a habit of calling people out on their movements I need to put this one out there. YOU SIR, need to start each and every day with a few bran muffins. Did you have the bird flu?? In...
Posted by ST. IVES on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:59:00 PST