natasha henstridge
monica bellucci
i am interested in sleeping, above all else, then probably madden (i'm back in season baby!)... food (although i dont eat meat), sports, coitus, and music are in there somewhere. i do a lot of drinking... but only cause it helps me deal with you. also i see life as an extra curricular activity.naturally, since i love to sleep, i also like philosophical debate. no i dont. but i cant help myself if its around... its like those damned cashews.
friends dont let friends be catholic.
natasha henstridge, rhona mitra, nikka costa, charlie sheen, randy quaid, luis guzman, james spader, tracy morgan, lewis black, patricia arquette, ron white, tits mcgee and dr. dot!
If God is just, I tremble for my country.
-Thomas Jefferson
sissy, me and the late fritz (1998?)
friends of mine in brooklyn and queens
the infamous cajun
tiffany and tina, my nieces
tabitha and tiffany
my father and i
d.j. moma, random chick, the hostess with the mostess and me @ stone rose (time warner building)
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more dr. dot
turn offs:
women that arent hot or are trying to have kids, women with east west titties a.k.a. side impact bags a.k.a. rib rubbers, misplaced nipples, weird teef, bulimics (if you cant commit to just not eating, dont bother), women who are into art, weird curves ( like my man sir mixalot said, 36, 24, 36?... haha, only if you 5'3" whookeesh), girls who get naked and say, i dont usually do this... women who think a guy is an asshole just cause he gets on the internet after sex... or sometimes before... with the hope that one day he can be on during, slobberers, thug talkers, box bottoms, chipped ham v-holers, book readers, news watchers... fox watchers... fox news watchers, women who use the word love and happy on a daily basis. women with "pride", ladies that say "i'm not like that" ...cause most likely they have an s.t.d., anyone who likes ashley simpson, anyone who doesnt like jessica simpson, hipless bitches, chicks who wont get sloppy drunk and open up (unemotionally), girls who stand for something or cant be bought with a little bling blong baby, and any chick that takes offense to this portion of my myspace. put out or get out!
the previous statement is not the explicit opinion of courtney or of the courtney enterprise or any of its affiliates.
women are like a fine wine, they only age right if kept locked in a cellar. - cf
"...to emphasize the afterlife is to deny life. To concentrate on Heaven is to create hell. In their desperate longing to transcend the disorderliness, friction, and unpredictability that pesters life; in their desire for a fresh start in a tidy habitat, germ-free and secured by angels, religious multitudes are gambling the only life they may ever have on a dark horse in a race that has no finish line."-Tom Robbins
courtneyrayferguson
that will take you to my personal music page.
http://www.myspace.com/aspatientstarsalignwv
that link will take you to as patient stars align's site. i played on the track "transcending america."
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro
file&friendID=63332466
that will take you to the willis wonder site, where i played on all the tracks.
the dan pierson band
that link will take you to dan piersons project that i played on "well you needn't"
thekaydonsouth
that link will take you to the band that i recorded with back in 1999.
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first... michel camilo with hector "el negro" hernendez. cedar walton/freddy hubbard - little sunflower, horace silver - a song for my father, lotta other latin and jazz... classical, (because musicians were smarter back then) old funk, and anything that doesnt have 30 year old musicians dressed like kids jumping around on stage or keeping it real. the ditty bops, johnny cash, yellowjackets, lettuce, lenny breau, the mars volta, unknown hinson, the bad plus, john zorn, john scofield, phil degruy, charlie hunter, tool, the samples, rush, tower of power, michael jackson, lionel richie, ron carter, wayne shorter, 3 skinnee j's, atmosphere, timbaland, scissor sisters, gwar, 2 pac, (early) eminem, shock G and digital underground! randy travis, david allen coe, hank williams sr. and jr., the luniz had a good song (i got 5 on it), ant banks, james brown, bela fleck and the flecktones, radiohead, easy star allstars, Nirvana, eurythmics ... oh, and dread zeppelin .
My Grandfather Doc Williams
well... i have only seen like a few thousand of them since my conception... thus, its hard to even bring one to mind... i'll humor you though with this small excerpt from what i like to call, my quick top ten list.10. any of the original three star wars, cause i was like 5 and that snizap was hizot
9.the ladies man (that was a long shot for old leon)
8.army of darkness (awesome humor horror flick with bruce campbell)
7.jacobs ladder (this movie is about something deep... um, but i live on a raft)
6.forest gump...(to this day i am still intrigued by boxed chocolate. there's life in there somewhere)
5.hero (this movie is the best thing i ever read!)
4.fear and loathing in las vegas (about one great mans adventure against all odds...)
3.zoolander (a deeper look into the treacherous world of male modeling)
2.the burbs (staring skinny tom hanks)
and the number one, overall movie, from my amazing "quick top ten list..."
1.one night in paris... um...
the real number one movie
1.the aqua teen hunger force season three dvd? wait... thats not considered a movie...plus season four is more rockin.
ok... here it is.
1.the princess bride (my westley will always come for me...)
i wanted to make a special inclusion... in my top 10 i didnt list the movie "The Big Lebowski." the reason being is that this movie was immaculately inspired thus competing from an unfair playing field.
my favorite television is a plasma. and my favorite show to watch is aqua teen hunger force followed by the family guy, cause its comedic genius. as for non network shows, i'd have to go with deadwood, rome and entourage (cause of ari gold) part of hbo's steller programming.
hero
burn
michel camilo and horacio "el negro" hernendez
dave weckl
johnny depp
bruce campbell
david duchovny
christopher walken
albert einstein
rhona mitra
sacha baron cohen
heather brooke
salvador dali
bela fleck and the flecktones
herbie hancock
the performing masterminds tenacious d
terrell owens
philip glass
terrence blanchard
general levy and m beat
olivia del rio
tuck johnson
actually i dont have a hero... but these people somehow seem cooler to hang out with than me and my friends.