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Botsalamin Toot

questa una volta nel campo degli annessi phalic

About Me

Dance mutha dance, for your life is painstakingly ill at ease and is dire need of some sexy peace!I read lots of books, but generally dont remember much and retain only the most vague concepts concerning what they were after. I sometimes dont sleep for many hours and perform silly rituals involving sleep half naked on the carpet in front of the tv with a warm bottle of brisk ice tea or defecate into certain types of gardens. Now this shouldnt bother you most of all because I am fairly well adjusted, I just dont play well with others. Or they dont with me..but whatever.

adopt your own virtual pet!

My Interests

This club, my cave and a goat...

I'd like to meet:

A jug of laughing tires.I am worth $1,269,828 on HumanForSale.com

Music:

Long Beach Dub, Leatherface, Snuff, Turtlehead, Annalise, Satanic Surfers, Manu Chao, Clash, Rancid, Left Alone, Operation Ivy, Suicide machines, Bert Ziggen, Constantines things of that nature.

Movies:

monkeys. 100 monkeys throwing their respective fecal matter at one another ina russion circus. Also, Snatch, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Hudson Hawk, Army Of Darkenss aproximatly, High Tension, Saw, Lightning Bugs, Before Sunrise... Mystery Science 3000, nAKED lUNCH mmmm...OH! Sleep Away Camp part 1! you gotta...you just GOTTA!!!

Television:

up and up and up and up it goes, than left. Black...White..so much...hissssssss.......but mostly Lost, Boston legal, Austin City Limits where I saw the Pixies last night...Hells Kitchen, MXC, Pilot Guides, various discovery channel nuggets, and the soft caress of late night channel 9 porn...

Books:

WARNINGIDLE BUT DEADLYBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHFurys Hour by Warren Kinsella, Jennifer Government by Max Barry, The Beginners Guide to S&M by soembody I cant remember and holy crap look at all that snow!

Heroes:

a Voodo Woman named Phylis

My Blog

teh adventures of stew and flo

So I was changing my pants tonight bfore we left for the show and well, as I was standing there, trousers placed firmly round my ankles, I caught myself just in the nick from yelling at two random pas...
Posted by Botsalamin Toot on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:35:00 PST

another untitled motherfucker

Moments passing and these too flicker leave and become gone never, but not for never Shall I stand stare into my own gaze longing with defeat searching for hope in a day of 'what'? Fractured moments ...
Posted by Botsalamin Toot on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:21:00 PST

a curiosity

In case you were wondering, it says  "This once in the field of anexed phalic ones".  
Posted by Botsalamin Toot on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:13:00 PST

Being That

What happened to yesterday I felt you'd stay the same same voice same face ratty clothes and wrinkles mark you from the race. But you're still here Here today I said Im here to stay. Why ill advised ...
Posted by Botsalamin Toot on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 03:18:00 PST

Untitled

Still I cant see    What you mean. You look at me. Night in this world Blurry words Communicate But these days Yesterdays passed By in three weeks Every day We sit together I still c...
Posted by Botsalamin Toot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Elliptical FrictioN

If I told you that I was Sane If I told You that I would chase the devil down just to see him laugh would success matter that much on the books? so much soon. late night cramming into a nu...
Posted by Botsalamin Toot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gonzo Talking Blues

if I walked five blocks to the corner store for just a pack of smokes Surely you could see why Forever stretches out in the distance. All the way to India. Past prerogatives laid to waste. An...
Posted by Botsalamin Toot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

-Sounding oFF-

Your two-step feeling fleeting from this ex-patriot congress come driving at night on the only road back into town. They live as animals in mud huts soudscapes with dreams of gold sh...
Posted by Botsalamin Toot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST